Ur mum

Ur mum is the absolute best, original, wittiest, and well thought out insult known to man.

Guy 1- Stop hitting my ribcage with a metal bar

Guy 2- I'm doing ur mum

by Lil faggoty fag June 10, 2022

Robbie’s Mum

Robbie’s mum is a junkie reprobate that cuts about behind the nisa locals and the jet garages all over Scotland. She loves selling her body for pills and syringes, Robbie’s gran is also Swiss cheese.

Oh my god it’s robbie’s mum!!
She smells like scrumpy jacks, kensitas clubs and herpes!!!! Help!!!

by Cumbum12 April 18, 2023

Your mum

An expression used by Daniel Howell. Often made to insult Phil Lester.

Phil: "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?"
Dan: "Your mum"

by Arkadiakruu December 18, 2018

swifts mum

a person kai deeply is in love with <333

kai : sorry i was with swifts mum

swift : i heard…
kai : >:)

by kaisshit November 16, 2021

MUMs The Word

A criticism pertaining the management, when criticising middle management or other useless and expensive building hold backs, Gölök Buday, the Black Jester would say "MUMs the word," going back to the 2000 election when Maharishi's university of Management started getting noticed, ala John Hageline.

Products would cost less if they spent less of tedious corporate bureaucracy, MUMs the Word!

by pornstitute August 16, 2023

YA MUM

the worst thing to say in the entire universe

WoodMorning7: ya mum
Pumppartymac: PRISON

by hybrid_eeee May 8, 2021

peters mum

peters mum, its just peters mum

wow look at peters mum, real specimen

by the one the only jeol February 1, 2021