Monkey pump

Used in reference to strong alcohol that can make someone go absolutely ape upon ingestion.

Well looks like we’re going crazy tonight boys, I’ve got some monkey pump.

by Brainacles November 15, 2020

monkey nigga

A monkey nigga is a wild ass, loud ass, no self control ass nigga, who always ruins the moment. Probably ruin the chances of you getting buns cause you brought him along with you to meet some females. (All grown ass women should hate monkey niggas)

Tell that monkey nigga SHUT THE FUCK UP

by i<3pussy1996 April 1, 2015

monkey sheets

Bed sheets stained with spooge because you masturbated and then subsequently ejaculated onto them.
Monkey sheets are frequently characterised by having a queer odour.

{Beavis and Butt-Head dressing themselves as ghosts for Halloween}

{Beavis}: Hey Butt-Head, this sheet smells funny.
{Butt-Head}: Yeah, huh huh. Those are my special monkey sheets.
{Beavis}: O fuck! Get it off! Get it off!! GET IT OFF!!!

by Telephony February 15, 2020

Monkey-Double-back-flip

Usually pertain to women that divorce rape her husband then go on a wild sexual spree's with his friends and their friends.

Keith: Hey man you remember John and Mary,

Rob: Yeah how long they been married?
Keith: 10 years(law to get life time alimony)

Keith: she just told him she want a divorce
Keith: And he said she is fucking his cousin.
Rob: word so she on the market or is she and cuzzo exclusive
Keith: nah she on the market, John's cousins best friend hit that too.
Rob: Damn she doing Monkey-Double-Back-Flips on dicks huh.
Keith: Yup.

by Bro-Grim July 27, 2019

monkey tree

Those spikey green trees that cause thousands of people to be pinched a year, tragically.

"monkey tree cant pinch back!"

by Samuek August 18, 2008

Monkey Jam

Hanging from the rim preferably with one arm after you dunk on someone. Usually accompanied by a big scream.

Man, you just see that monkey jam on that white boy.

by actiondon April 18, 2009

Monkey Sandbagger

An idiot that steals power-up's, mispronounces or misreads words in the game "Taboo", and doesn't want your ten cents a day. High five.

Anand, you're a monkey sandbagger.

by highfiveBK January 29, 2009