Howard City, MI 

Small crap hole town in West Michigan, right off the highway surrounded my corn. The high school graduates about 150 students a year, some drop out or get knocked up. Usually if you are born here, you are stuck here. There aren't any fast food restaurants so you'd have to go a town or two over to eat McDonalds, BK, or whatever else you fancy. Most people have summer teeth or no hair. Bums seem to flock here as well as drunks. There is one motel, but I would not stay there. Not a lot goes on in this rink-a-dink town, but the kids that do get out and get a life, are totally amazing!

Dude: man, we had to stop in Howard City, MI to get gas. I'm glad I don't live there.

Bud: yeah I know what you mean, it's more like Howard Shitty!

Howard City, MI by Sitting On Santa's Lap April 1, 2009

Chupas mi bolas 

Spanish phrase for "suck my balls"

John: Hey, You're dressed funny.
Jose: CHUPAS MI BOLAS >;o

Chupas mi bolas by gawddamnit1234 January 1, 2012

pon mi 

A female genital like a pussy, cat, cooch. It can be used in a song.

Person a-Omg ur pon mi smells

Person b- what is that
Person a- *explains*
Person b- ohhhh, well I ate pon mi the other day.

pon mi by QueefLegend January 5, 2023

fiesta en mi pantalones 

there is a party in my pants
(used by guys when they have erections)
less ackward than saying: i have an erection

Guy 1- OMG there is a fiesta en mi pantalones everytime I see her!
Guy 2- I know, same.
Guy 1- Hey! she's my girlfriend!

fiesta en mi pantalones by tomboy.brainiac November 30, 2010

tiana, my one and only, mi amor 

the most beautiful person to ever exist on this earth. she says that shes not cute but if she sees herself the way you see her, she would be so happy. she makes me the happiest person in the whole world. im so lucky to have her. everything about her is so mezmerising - her eyes, her face, her body, her lips and her everything. im so lucky to ever meet her. shes so perfect in any way imaginable. i want to be with her forever and i want to give her the most eye rolling, nastiest, sloppiest, toes curling, appetising, mouth watering, death dropping, grim reaper, soul taking, divine, delightful, astonishing, staggering, perpetual, erotic, carnal, alluring, gliss, tears rolling, heavens sent, thrilling, contentment, fond, endearing, passionate, satisfying, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious head ever. i love you so so so soooo much.

i really fucking love "tiana, my one and only, mi amor"

tiana, my one and only, mi amor by tiasoneandonly October 9, 2022

lambe mi juevos

lick my Balls in Spanish

Guy: Lambe mi juevos chica!!
Girl: F off

lambe mi juevos by bricka May 15, 2006

Crystal Falls, Mi 

Boring ass town,

nothing to do...and the people are stuck up and full of themselves. if you don't have the 'right last name' then good luck. you wont last long. You should LEAVE while you still have the chance.

wow, this is almost as boring as Crystal falls, Mi"

Crystal Falls, Mi by jealous145? September 1, 2010