milfery

present participle from the verb to "milf". The practice milfing/ the act of seeking out a milf for a bit of action.

Related to milf "Mother I'd Like To Fuck"

"the young man was a fine proponent of milfery"

by KeithJA69 April 1, 2008

Milf

Any female over the age of 25 who, A) Has at some point in time achieved at least an 8.5 on the Scale of Relative Attractiveness (SRA). And who B) Has a SADR (Sexual Attractiveness Depreciation Rate) significantly lower than the average SADR at -.33 sexograms bi-annually. (Must be -.125 or less.)

Dude, she's like 42 and still looks like a babe. Total Milf!

by ClothyMonster May 15, 2011

MILF Helmet

The growing long of ones hair in order to secure a sexual encounter with a MILF. A practice usually undertaken by sexually frustrated Frenchmen.

Richard Hammond sports a fine MILF helmet (even though he's not French).

by Orange sailor October 19, 2011

milf

Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Dipshit: "Dude, look at that chick. She's a straight up MILF!"

Someone With Actual Human Intelligence: "Aw, gross. That's YOUR mom, you fucking dumbass."

Dipshit:"Why the hell do you think I said 'MILF'?"

Someone With Actual Human Intelligence: "I'm fuckin' done bro.

by XenoFoxOfficial August 8, 2016

Milf Milker

A man who is attracted to lactating moms, because he is obsessed with drinking breast milk straight from the tap.

"Why's he hooking up with her?... she just someone else's kid about a month ago."

" Didn't you know?... Bobby's a real Milf Milker."

by C-Money666 January 12, 2020

MILF

man I love frogs

A: do you love frogs?
B: MILF.

by idk i just want to write sum March 14, 2021

milf

Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck. Any woman (usually a celebrity) with young children who is sexually desirable.

"That Susanna Hoffs out of the Bangles is a right milf"

by World of Weird July 10, 2003