Marijuana

It's like It hurts you, but so do lemons ...
When life gives you lemons,

You enjoy that shit

Marijuana is like lemons

by Smannapants May 10, 2021

marijuana

A plant that mother nature blessed us with. It can be smoked out of a pipe, bong, or can be rolled into a joint. People make it out to be scary but you can't really get addicted to it unlike tobacco and alcohol and you smoke it to soothe stress and have a lil fun.

Person A: "Dude a just bought a bag of marijuana, wanna smoke some?"

Person B: "Shit yeah man lemme get a toke"

by Garden Beebo March 17, 2022

The new marijuana

Children

Let's make a 1000000 story building this generation so we can say the new marijuana is growing well?

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022

Marijuana

A green plant that makes you happy and horny

-Bro my dick is hard cuz of Marijuana

+ Same bro, does being stoned gives you the urge to suck dick too? No homo

by Brbmartinez October 1, 2021

marijuana

Literally almost every definition in Urban Dictionary has something to do with it.

*Me searches up bakery*

definition: a place with marijuana is smoked.
me : the heck

by csgo addict that drinks coke July 25, 2021

Marijuana

An immortal drug

I smell marijuana-Big Lez

by NorthBoy99 November 4, 2024

Marijuana

Mary Jane and can cause hallucinating and increase sex drive.

That marijuana, gas, budd or weed had me pua tripping like them epc people.

by Enjoyitmf11 December 16, 2024