Brbmartinez's definitions

Marijuana

A green plant that makes you happy and horny

-Bro my dick is hard cuz of Marijuana

+ Same bro, does being stoned gives you the urge to suck dick too? No homo

by Brbmartinez October 1, 2021

Pastel

Its real definition on almost every country is "cake", in Puerto Rico "pastel" is a typical dish, but, it also means a bad joke, like the worst joke in the world, but, still funny. Worst than a "Dad jokes".

+: You're hungry?
-: Yes, I'm.
+: Hi, Hungry. I'm Steve.

What a fucking "pastel"!

by Brbmartinez November 12, 2018