Long makeshift knife/machete, usually made from a pre-existing kitchen knife base or made entirely from scratch which is illegal to own in Britain
please note: this is not meant to discriminate against the British
please note: this is not meant to discriminate against the British
by theplayer123122 October 12, 2023
Get the London Tool mug.blond chink, part of the most hated group at katy highschool. feen.... got logged out of her netflix account.... alcoholic much....druggie much.....
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by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the kiersten london mug.A fart in a steamy shower creating a fog like cloud that mimics the rainy and rancid city of London.
I was having a good morning till I accidentally gave myself a London Fog. Now my breakfast is coming back up.
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A seasoned boater is defined by the percentage of alcohol and drugs in their bloodstream in relation with actual blood. That's different to a pickled boater which uses just alcohol as the defining variable
There's a third type recognised by their use of marine terms and language as well as references to landluvies, making them appear to the uninitiated that they are cruising through Cape horn every winter when in fact they never left the non-tidal inner London canals and the biggest wave they experienced was that created by a goose dunking in the water from the towpath. They are defined as being full of shit but there is no prerequisite for specific blood content by volume
A seasoned boater is defined by the percentage of alcohol and drugs in their bloodstream in relation with actual blood. That's different to a pickled boater which uses just alcohol as the defining variable
There's a third type recognised by their use of marine terms and language as well as references to landluvies, making them appear to the uninitiated that they are cruising through Cape horn every winter when in fact they never left the non-tidal inner London canals and the biggest wave they experienced was that created by a goose dunking in the water from the towpath. They are defined as being full of shit but there is no prerequisite for specific blood content by volume
“Hey, wanna go try and interview a London Boater again? I hear they bring clicks”
“Na man, we try that every year and every time we try we just get ridiculed”
“Na man, we try that every year and every time we try we just get ridiculed”
by Stoneageman June 13, 2022
Get the London boater mug.The most ghetto and ratchet part of London. Girls in East London are known for having sexual relations in public toilets. Most people from east get turned pack.
eg: did you hear about jazz the girl who got blown out in stratford toilets, east london girls are skunked
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