deep fried lobster

When a man and a woman have sex during the woman's menstrual cycle. The woman then gives a blowjob to the man, thus sucking off the menstrual residue.

Did you hear? Emily gave Steven a Deep Fried Lobster!

by vizviz June 24, 2007

lolsterics

lolsterics- means to be in complete hysterics until your stomach hurts.

to be in laughter

to lol until pain is caused in your stomach area

sam thomas is lolsterics

if something is funny, you can call this lolsterics. it is like lolling but in hysterics.

by lolsterics guy August 20, 2009

Lockster

Has qualities of a lock and a lobster together as if they both had sex and created a lockster.

Characteristics:
-Exuberantly large tits
-Feet bigger than Big Foot's Feet
-Sings songs about Acid

This Creature likes to lick titties.

...And that's why a lockster caused me to wear a butt plug ever since.

by Moronally2 July 25, 2010

Red Lobster

When a woman with a fishy smelling pussy has her period

Damn dude, did you hear Elena is the new red lobster?

by Flying viper March 6, 2018

Lobster

Something only a few James.M Coughlin kids will understand.

Hey doooood i just like totally got likeeee 4 lobsters yesterday!!!!

by Lobster mannnn March 8, 2017

lobster tail

Related to the shocker. Cross your index and middle finger together then your ring and pinky fingers. Sink that into both holes of your chick.

Makr gave Laura got the lobster tail last night and now his fingers are all twisted.

by Adam May 13, 2005

hot lobster

when a girl is immersed in a warm-butter-bath on her stomach and a guy is is holding her legs up from behind wheel-barrow-style and is slapping her ass until it becomes red and chafed

"my ass is tow up today - bobby hot lobstered me all night long".

by sloth_love November 5, 2009