Page licker

That one person that's so up their own arse about reading the book of a film or tv series (Lord of the rings, game of thrones), and explains how their the freaking master of the universe, and how your not a fan of the film just because you didn't read the fudging book.

me: ''Oh did you see legolas is in the next hobbit movie, yay, he's so coolio!'' page licker: ''yes i did, and i am not happy with it at all. He does not appear in the hobbit books at all, i know this because iv'e read them all five times and i'm a douche bag''.

by plumley November 7, 2013

marcus licker

When somebody loves the smell and taste of a man named Marcus

Usually a female teenager

Alexandra is defiantly a Marcus licker

by Butt licker November 26, 2014

Cookie Licker

When someone tries to claim everyone they ever talked to so their friends can't date them. They are like a child that licks a cookie all the other kids want and set it on the table so no one else can eat it.

Carmen: That girl is such a cookie licker.

Jordyn: I know. She thinks everyone she ever talked to is hers, and no one else can date them. She just picks up the cookie, licks it, and sets it back in the table so no one else can have it.

by J_123456 February 20, 2017

zib licker

Slang for penis licker

I wanted a blowjob, turns out she was just a zib licker

by Bigstem33 August 20, 2017

scab licker

A super alcoholic drink that makes all your problems go away....

I felt so lit after I bought all these scab lickers.

by Milk flap August 30, 2017

Thumb licker

Thumb licker: (noun) a person who puts both of their thumbs in their own mouth then shoves them up their partners,friends, peers, ect. asshole then licks their thumbs again.

Tyler is on that freak shit he's a Thumb licker.

by Thumblicker23 November 12, 2017

furr-licker

we use it at work as a lazy do nothing person , like a cat just lazing around licking it's fur

that furr-licker isn't helping us again just watching as we do all the work.

by silverbullit59 June 7, 2018