Long long ago on mount olympis Captiva was forged by Zeus him self, who gave it to Moses on a stone tablet, who threw it at napoleon, who lost it in a game of cards to Michael Phelps, who used it to swim across the Atlantic and the then sold it to Amelia Earhart for a subway contract, where it was lost at sea along with Amelia, when years later Lara Croft found it in a tomb along side a pile of left socks and my academy award for best speech, then Lara took the Captiva and placed it under Dr. Nagata's pillow where he descovered it the next morning.
by Chad A.W. June 23, 2011
Get the Legend of Captivamug. Surveyor or other peoples who help landlords of properties recover money owed to them for repairs, decorating and more.
Mark: You cannot make us pay a bean cuz.
Pav: Sit back down, we has done the work and you gonna pay up. We is dilaps legends!
Mark: No way.... damm.
Pav: Sit back down, we has done the work and you gonna pay up. We is dilaps legends!
Mark: No way.... damm.
by Surveyingcuz October 9, 2023
Get the Dilaps Legendmug. Someone who lies about being some kind of a legend but it's based on only stories they made up & fictional facts they created in their own imagination.
by 0808NAX May 8, 2018
Get the Lying Legendmug. Someone who is like a reincarnation of Crissup and "6" mixed together. He has been there at least 2 full years and despite what they say they will indeed die for NEO! Especially if he had green dreads or ever mentioned DCU
by Not Crissup August 24, 2019
Get the NEO Legendmug. A good time with friends where no movement occurs and many units are consumed. Normally in a lounge.
by Suavs January 12, 2018
Get the boozey legendmug. A menacing legend about a mythical beast. The beast liked music and danced to the rhytms but the songs were later found out to his random beeping and booping combined with sounds like "oouh" or "aaau" and many others. He also liked playing a game which controlled what seemed to be a lego man in modern days context. He likes to destroy everything he sees and would not hesitate to slapp with his big fat ass hand. If something was living, friendly or not the beast does big slapp on it. That's all researchers have found on this topic. Not known much about it, they decided to call this the mysterious legend. This legend, one of the most mysterious ones out there remains unsolved.
It can be used randomly to confuse people.
Person 1 "hi how's it going billy"
Person 2 "have you heard about the mysterious legend?"
Person 1 "what is the mysterious legend"
Person 2" the mysterious legend? You don't know? Search it in the urban dictionary"
Person 1 "hi how's it going billy"
Person 2 "have you heard about the mysterious legend?"
Person 1 "what is the mysterious legend"
Person 2" the mysterious legend? You don't know? Search it in the urban dictionary"
by a mysterious and legendary guy May 11, 2022
Get the Mysterious legendmug. Friend: Nora is such a Mechanical Legend
Friend 2: Yeah did you see her being a mechanical bull at Deltopia 2019
Friend 2: Yeah did you see her being a mechanical bull at Deltopia 2019
by lovely82634 April 12, 2019
Get the Mechanical Legendmug.