by USA!USA!USA!USA! May 24, 2011
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After my girlfriend cheated on me I decided to give her an Osama Bin Laden. And then I told her she looked better with a beard.
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She licked and gently stroked his cock for so long, it had become completely engourged, a "Vein Laden Meat Pipe" ready to penetrate into her soft, wet, gasping pussy.
by chauncey August 5, 2003
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George Bush: Hey, buddy, wacha doin?
Osama Bin Laden: Masturbating
George Bush: Do you want me to hold that rifle?
Osama Bin Laden: Sure, thanks, buddy!
Osama Bin Laden: Masturbating
George Bush: Do you want me to hold that rifle?
Osama Bin Laden: Sure, thanks, buddy!
by Ihategoats June 11, 2006
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by SoulfulZen January 18, 2006
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If Osama Bin Laden would have played more Call of Duty, he would know camping can only last for so long...
by ColdCaliber June 12, 2011
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He's artistic, has beautiful eyes, he plays the piano, goes to church, loves his family, you won't find anyone better.
He's absolutely gorgeous inside, and out.
He's so genuine, and he'd wait for the special girl forever.
If you find one, never let him go.
He'll always be faithful, and while not many people get to see it, he has the most beautiful heart in the world, and once he lets you in, once he loves you, you'll be with him forever.
He's the man that one day, you'll marry and have kids with. You couldn't find anyone better.
He's the one who you would never leave.
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Girl one: Yeah, he's a Lance.
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Girl two: There's a new guy?
Girl one: Yeah, he's a Lance.
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