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Keith

That one tall skinny blonde kid who's good at everything he tries. He is naturally athletic and relatively smart and is extremely nice. He is usually a bit anti social and enjoys alone time on the computer. He is a good looking guy and has no problem attracting women, but he is not very good in bed. He has an insanely tiny penis and usually has trouble penetrating girls, let alone pleasing them.
Oh Keith is really such a cool guy, I was disappointed to see how small his dick was
by Lisatisabisa October 2, 2013
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keithism

the religious ceremony of fucking mooses every day
George-"Dude, why did you buy a moose?"
Bob-"It's for this new religion of keithism! You should join!"
by Brett and Nick April 29, 2008
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kenitis

An habitual need to whine and moan about every aspect of your life. An afliction that causes verbal diahorrea and cerebral constipation at the same time.
oh no he has caught kenitis
by Mulli August 15, 2006
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keith chan

hey check out my keith chan, isnt it AWESOME?

SUCK MY KEITH CHAN BITCH!
by keith chan sucker December 26, 2008
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keith van horn

gangsta yo!!!!!!!!!
by Jason Kidd June 1, 2004
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keithau

when a man places his toung on another mans scrotum and moves down towards his anus where the other man proceeds to break wind.
Whoa I got a Keith Au from robert last night.
by Jamie January 13, 2003
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