Kyle

The one motherfucker who always shows up at parties with a 6 pack of monster energy. When a Kyle shows up, you’ll know by the stench of axe body spray. If you see a Kyle out in the wild, hide the Red Bull and reinforce your walls because he will punch a hole through that shit. One way to spot a Kyle is by the way they wear their hat. They always have it at around a 45 degree angle facing the back of their head.

Random person #1: Oh shit here comes Kyle.....
Kyle: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP YOU GUYS

*Kyle says this whilst punching a hole through your wall and downing a monster energy*

by SpiffyNoodles34 June 18, 2019

Kyle

Palm tree

Kyle would say something like. “I have roots, none of these have roots”

by Locaine October 10, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a cute boy with very soft hair, big cute eyes full of stars and hope and a great sense of fashion. He has a big heart and is very sweet with people. He's also a history nerd, and he'll identify any tank and plane you show him. He will listen to your problems and make you smile if you need to. He's pretty good at video games too, but he's kind of a sore loser and will not hesitate to pout if you beat him. But he won't get mad. Everybody needs a Kyle in their lives.

- Aah it's been a week since I've last talked to Kyle! I'm really starting to miss his smile.

by Juleim July 20, 2020

Kyle

An idiot that doesnt sleep ever and then says he depressed and doesnt know why (i wonder why dumbass) also likely to be animesexual as kyle as said countless time he would fuck a anime character from AOT annie although despite the fact she isnt real, also has never disgareed with being animesexual so therefore it most likely to be true. also i have seen many people on the kyle thing saying kyle is cute and idk how tf u got that bc man did a eye reveal once and yikey man didnt even have a pupil :skull:

Person 1: why is kyle so stupid

by Lucqky August 18, 2021

Kyle

A dumbass kid with no balls

Fuck you kyle no one loves you

by Bunger_____ November 21, 2021

Kyle

A man who drinks monster energy and is a real man.

Kyle is awsome

by SHITHEADDICKBITCHFUCKINGCOONS August 17, 2019

Kyle

Best plant dad in the world. Super swag. He’s confident and ambitious. Pretty cute too. Would NEVER ghost you. Big wine guy. Grandmas love him. Dogs love him. Everyone loves him. He’ll never let your pretty little hands touch the bill #gentleman Only downfall is not only will he cry over spilt milk, he may die because of it

Who’s that? Oh that’s the president of the debate team, Kyle!

by swagplantboy December 21, 2022