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Judgment Day

1: The day your parents find your stash of marijuana.
2: The day your girlfriend finds you at a strip club
3: The day in several fucked up religions that state the end of everything.
4: The day SkyNet takes over
Example 1:

Mom: What the FUCK is that green shit u got under your bed?!?
Kid: Chewed up froot loops?

Example 2:

Bitch: Marty what the FUCK are you doing here at this strip club??
Marty: what the fuck are YOU doing here, bitch?!?

Example 3:

Christian Bigot: OMFG THAT GUY KILLED MY FAMILY, JUDGMENT DAY IS COMING!!!
Me: (shoots him dead)

Example 4:

Sarah Connor: 3 billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent two Terminators back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the human resistance, John Connor, my son. The first Terminator was programmed to strike at me in the year 1984, before John was born. It failed. The second was set to strike at John himself when he was still a child. As before, the resistance was able to send a lone warrior, a protector for John. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first.
by Tory fucking Burnett June 21, 2008
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Jude

Best there was the best there ever will be
by cornerofthestreet December 8, 2010
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Gas alle Juden

german for gas all jews
Hitler: Gas alle Juden
Hitler's Second Hand: natürlich fuhrer
by Hitler's great great grandkid November 7, 2019
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Judenschwein

An EXTREMELY racist German term used to belittle Jewish people. Literally translates to "Jewish Pig". Pronounced,

(YOO-d'n-shvine).
Fick Dich, du Judenschwein arschloch!
Fuck you, you Jew-Pig asshole!

Ich hass deine Judenschwein freund.
I hate your Jew-Pig friend.

Sie sind ein Jusenschwein hurensohn!
You are a Jew-Pig son of a bitch!
by CrayZay December 27, 2010
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Judea

Judea is a beautiful caring girl. She cares a lot about her family and not very fond of a lot of drama. She like to have peace and she is very intelligent. She is very musical and talented in different ways. She is very nice and loving. She doesn’t let anyone get to her no matter what they say. Judea is the type of person that is have to be hard on the outside but is soft on the inside because people think they can get to her. Judea is a strong independent girl and she is not a follower to anyone or anything. No matter what it is Judea will always be there for you whenever you need her
Him: “ Who is that ? She looks very nice.”

Me : “ She is nice. Her name is Judea. She is very caring.”
by Varshaun April 3, 2018
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jude law

Actor, more often than not plays charming caddish types who turn out to be total bastards but he's just so damn pretty you love him anyway...
Check out the full sidal/backal nudity in films like Wilde, Closer etc...
by Zoecb July 19, 2005
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Jugdeep

Jugdeep means that you are very smart, and will become successful in the future, like to ave a laugh and is always happy and friendly.
She is so cool, she is such a JUGDEEP.
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