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International Come Up With a Day Day

International Come up With a Day Day or (ICUWADD) is that day where you feel "wow my job is retarded" and decide to make up a holiday to miss work. Of course because your job always sucks this makes any day that isnt a real holiday (ICUWADD) and allows you to miss every day of work while still claiming a pay check.
Man: "My job sucks"
Joe: "Thats ok dude, its International Come Up With a Day Day"
Man: "I always forget that everyday is ICUWADD, thanks Joe!"
by nOmega November 9, 2009
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International Monetary Fund

International banksters organization that began exploiting foreign nations - often wrecking their economies - before it began cannibalizing its own.
Screwing Argentina and other Latin American nations helped the International Monetary Fund learn how to transform the U.S. and Europe into banana republics.
by GeoBear May 28, 2010
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internet thug

Some one who's ready to pop off online but doesn't say a word when you see them in person.
Gabriel Muniz is an internet thug: facebook.com/profile.php?id=1794878133
by Bitches on Blast October 4, 2012
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a person, usually a twitter user, with a relatively small following, though with a few viral posts or “notices”.
1000 followers?? I’m in my niche internet microcelebrity era
by doubledareya April 4, 2022
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Cherno Inferno

The act of surprising that special someone by setting your dick on fire and continuing to fuck the shit out of them like they're a bear and you're Washington. Make sure you punch them during.
I Cherno Inferno'd all over that broad, it was pretty good I guess. She didn't seem to wanna talk after though, she kind of just left with the fire department.
by Goodburger VI August 20, 2008
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Internet's Down Syndrome

A temporary condition brought on by the lack of internet connectivity and characterized by irritability, fidgeting, lack of focus, a general feeling of helplessness and occasionally exercise.
Steve: What's up with the glazed look on Meredith's face?

Brad: Well, she likes to start her day reading Perez but we have no connectivity and slipped into an acute case of Internet's Down Syndrome.
by Motorbeard April 24, 2008
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International Boner Scale

Standard universal tool used to rate the respective flaccidity or turgidness of a male's genitals in any situation worth officially documenting:

1 Completely Flaccid
2 Stirring of the Loins
3 Beginning to Lift
4 Fun, Yet Floppy
5 Nursing the Perfect Semi
6 Veins & Details Appear
7 Hot to Touch
8 Rebounds to Hit the Stomach
9 Moves of its Own Accord*
10 Permanent Erection**
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*Must be able to perform one complete cock push-up.
**Only achievable through Viagra/Cocaine - requires surgical removal.
In England:

Josh: "Jesus man, does Max have a boner??"
Ross: "Aye, about a 6 on the International Boner Scale, no doubt"
Josh: "Yeah, I'd agree with that"

En France:

Jacques: "Zut alors! Max, a-t-il la trique??!"
Sébastien: "Ouais... Un six selon l'échelle internationale des érections"
Jacques: "Ben je suis d'accord..."
by shanghaiunderground September 10, 2009
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