omni-impotent

Where a man is so shit in bed, he's dissappointed even the women he hasn't been with

Kev was such a sub standard lover he was almost omni-impotent: women who didn't know him wanted to not be with him

by sweetc October 23, 2009

impostrophe

(n.) The all-too-common typographical error masquerading as an apostrophe, especially on the internet. The apostrophe is also known as an inverted comma since, in its correct form, it does not look like this: ' , but rather like a comma that sits above the baseline.

You bloody art directors are all the same. Kindly remove that impostrophe and replace it with the geniune article.

by el revez May 13, 2004

Impossible

A meaningless word.

Nothing is impossible.

by itreb ekim September 7, 2014

imported cars

weed eater can muffler 13.50's? huge ass aluminum wing 2.5 litter isn't that the size of a soft drink not a motor.
RICE ITS WHATS FOR DINNER.

2 fast 2 furious

by JOE SMITH November 20, 2003

impork

v. When a person pays travel costs for another person to engage in sexual intercourse; i.e. the importing of sexual goods.

Glen:
What happened to that girl you were importing?

Jordan:
Don't you mean "impork?"

by jordotech October 19, 2008

Impostersexual

Someone who is impostersexual are sexually attracted to sussy imposters. AKA. "Bakas"

Person 1: "OMG are you the imposter?"
Person 2: "How did you know!?"
Person 1: "I am not gonna press the emergency meeting button my baka ;)"
Person 2: "Why? You know im the imposter!"
Person 1: "Well, im impostersexual so i kinda wanna sleep with you right now."
Person 2: "OMG papi i love you too"
*Person 1 and 2 kisses and sexes*

by Vincidor October 29, 2021

Potent impotency

A situation that does not seem to be capable of bearing fruit with hidden capabilities

Potent impotency should never be underestimated.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010