hooker

A unit of measurement used to measure the capacity of a car's trunk. Based on how many average-sized dead hookers you could stuff into said trunk while going to a body dump. For example, newer cars have smaller trunks, therefore they could fit fewer hookers. A Honda Accord only has a three-hooker trunk, whereas a 1976 Lincoln Continental has a five-hooker trunk.

Shit man, that Caddy's got a six-hooker trunk!

by Buttfuck Dynasty April 5, 2016

holler honey

A female originating from a backwoods country setting refered to as a "holler" but in reality being a hollow. This person is identified by having a redneck mentality and can be recoqnized as having many of the following characteristics: a grade school education, having many children out of wedlock by different fathers, always looking for a fight, living in substandard conditions with multiple family members, and sometimes speaking with a dialect only other "holler" people understand.

"Janet sleeps in a bed with her sister and three brothers. She's such a holler honey."

"That holler honey got in another fight at the county fair with her cousin because he slept with her brother."

"All that holler honey eats is potted meat sandwiches."

by Delmas March 9, 2008

sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

To be perspiring profusely

Man, it's hot in here; I'm sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

by Woody Thomas July 25, 2008

Hookers and Blow

See: Charlie Sheen

"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen."

"The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. My success rate is 100 percent."

'Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh."

-Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen loves hookers and blow.

by zzzzzztop March 28, 2011

Hooker Face

A Female with a trashy, slutty, tired, possibly bruised, worn out and sunken look to her face.

That girl might have drugs; she does have a hooker face

by Whoelsewouldhavecomeupwiththis April 26, 2011

Hooker

1. A derogatory term used towards anyone with a profession in which they sell themselves in exchange for money.

2. An insult meant for a friend.

1. Guy 1 "So did you see the girl I was talking to outside the bar last night?"
Guy 2 "Yeah she was a hooker."

2. Guy 1 "Hey dude whats up?"
Guy 2 "WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SUCH A DIRTY STINKY PIRATE HOOKER?"

by Kolt Cunningham January 14, 2009

Hooker face

One who looks like a hooker.

"david is a hooker face"

by Stephanie Mariel March 28, 2007