Holding a puppy 

When someone nefarious does something shamelessly obvious to improve their image.

Sarah Palin claims to have gay friends, pretty sure she is just holding a puppy on that one.

Stephen Harper's blue sweater, why not just wear a puppy? He's obviously holding one.

Why wasn't Kobe's wife literally holding a puppy at the 'i cheated didn't rape' press conference?

Eliot Spiltzer's wife at the press conference is the most insincere holding of a puppy ever.

Elin Nordegren refused to hold a puppy at Tiger Wood's press conference.

Holding a puppy by SousedBergin June 4, 2010

Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem 

Top-Secret high stakes live cash game created by the Holy Okie. Very exclusive game needing a secret passphrase to enter. I will declassify the rules so people can play it. Make your own passphrase, I cannot reveal mine because it is top-secret and universal. I pray in the name of Jesus Christ that this game becomes popular in Casinos World Wide. First, the deck must include two 8 of hearts. mark a joker as this card to create the 53 card deck. Stealth plays a part in changing the ranks of the poker hands as follows. High cards play normally. Pairs play normally unless someone is dealt suited pocket 8s. Beats aces when it is pair against pair. Plays in two-pair hands when the stealthy 8s are against aces up. This covers the power of the stealthy suited pair. The ranking of suits is needed because dealing with a six-card board allows the possibility of matching flushes and straight flushes. Hearts are high suit then Jewels then Clubs, and Spades are the lowest ranking suit. The sixth card is called the ocean card. The highest possible hand is 5 of a kind. Five (8s) beat all royal flushes no matter the suit. Should a casino implement this game I suggest a bad beat jackpot paying big to all losing royal flushes. Rare but possible now. And the hands rank like normal poker unless the previously mentioned situations occur. This published definition covers my patented rights should an online version be written. I only ask for free universal access to the site.

I hit the bad beat jackpot at the casino last night playing in the Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem tournament

Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem by Spiritual-Master January 11, 2022

Hillbilly pencil holder 

The buttcrack. You can keep your pencils there, if you flex.

I bent over to pick up the pencil I dropped, but my friend stuck his pencil in my crack and yelled "hillbilly pencil holder!"

Hillbilly pencil holder by EDKirk June 1, 2011

Holding your sausage hostage 

Roughing up the witness.
A date with Rosy Palm and her five sisters.
Washing the goose's neck.

Holding your sausage hostage by Anonymous September 27, 2003

hollenbeck 

The best burrito in East L.A. Named after the Hollenbeck Division of the LAPD. Well known by all the doctors and nurses at LAC/USC Medical Center.

I couldn't eat Manuel's Special so I ordered the Hollenbeck burrito.

hollenbeck by backstopbob June 11, 2006

holding out 

When you're starving in the desert and fatty's been hiding a twinkie's stash in his nap sack.

WTF dude, you've been holding out on us for two weeks!

holding out by The WORDS December 31, 2007

over the shoulder boulder holder 

What my mom used to call a bra back when she was in high school, so like during the seventies. Often used when the bra is suppourting rather extreneous boobs.

Did you see that over the shoulder boulder holder that brod was wearing, she had some mean big boobs.

over the shoulder boulder holder by Mos Def And Kweli are Blackstar February 25, 2005