Hidden Stache

When you shave your pubes to look like a mustache, it then becomes your hidden stache.

My hidden stache is a little itchy today.

by BitchCakesMcGee December 20, 2017

Hidden Ball Trick

When one pushes his testicles up under the skin right above the schmekel leaving one’s sack deflated.

I improved my dick to ball ratio by simply employing the hidden ball trick.

by Joe Erotic November 18, 2022

Crouching blubber hidden tuna

Crouching blubber hidden tuna ;A 300LB+ female that has massive fat rolls,there's no amount of alcohol that can be consumed to even consider sleeping with this big sloppy mass of blubber,usually has a nasty attitude problem and is joke fodder at the water cooler

Jerk#1 I bet you'd hit that
Jerk#2 no way,I wouldn't hit that with a truck,I bet you'd fuck that big sloppy pig,you'd dive head first into that crouching blubber hidden tuna
Jerk#1 ewwww agghh that's nasty lol

by Burningwreckage July 16, 2016

hidegut

a gut that is invisible when clothing is worn; a small or well concealed shitgut

You thought that Maury was in shape, but you're wrong. I saw him without his shirt on and he had a hidegut!

by ShitgutSal March 23, 2004

hideologist

An excessively ugly and unattractive person. Taken from the root word "hideous," a hideologist is essentially one who is licensed and practicing the state of being hideous.

"Look at that hideologist over there, man is she nasty or what?"

"This place is filled with hideologists. Not one hot female in sight!"

by Hogman MD September 16, 2007

Hideous Assistant Webster

Someone that women want and men want to be... and want.
As evidenced in the web cartoon "The Fear Hole".

I am Hideous Assistant Webster!
I am universally adored. Women want me, and men want to be me... and want me.

by Mr. Autumn April 14, 2009

hideorous maximous

when something so ugly saying its hideous does not quite describe its uglyness

that shiiit is fuckenn hideorous maximous

by hippoppotomusss October 19, 2009