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The Chris Hansen Effect

When somebody who is not law enforcement, that has no right to detain you and has no authority over you, is able to make you play by their rules just by their presence.
"Woah, I really wouldn't run from your dad if he caught me doing something illegal."
"Yeah, that's the Chris Hansen Effect."
by fadedfoxy June 23, 2017
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Panic! at the hansel

a very popular hansel parody band,known for their hit rock songs
my favorite song is hansel hpes by Panic! at the hansel
by djgldjgidug November 2, 2019
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Hansel and Gretel

When you fuck your woman in the ass, while shoving her head first into an oven.
Abe: Dude, did you see that old fat bitch eating breadcrumbs behind Mcdonalds?
Joel: Yea, I already invited her to my candy house and gave her a hansel and gretel.
Abe: Call the police!
by Darkclowd April 2, 2020
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hansel

also known as to "handle"(hansel)
Can you hansel it?
by Hansizzle May 5, 2009
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Hansel and Gretel

A self-care tactic used when getting involved with someone who has a lot of issues: you leave a prominent trail of breadcrumbs as you go in so that you can make a clean retreat later when you're really lost in the woods.
On the second date she told me I was "like her mother but not as strict", so I immediately started Hansel and Greteling; it saved me a lot of pain later.
by JoeNash June 26, 2016
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HasselAss

1. Used to describe a person who acts like Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Traits to describe are usually a blonde, woman, who supports the Republican administration, usually rich, and stupid, loud, thinks everyone who dosen't agree with her is a facist, and is unliked by the majority of people.

2. Also see bitch
Ex.

Person A:*flips her bleach blonde hair while pulling out $100 bills "I support the war in Iraq! They're the ones that destroyed the world trade centre!!"
Person B: "Your such a HasselAss!!"
by Democrats4ever July 1, 2009
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Hassel

She’s an interesting person she will intrigue you and hypnotize you with her brown/hazel eyes she’s funny and caring but yet intelligent and interesting you will never be bored of her but be careful because although she’s a fiesty one she’s also quite Fragile
I’m in love with hassel
by Hassel March 4, 2018
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