Hamilton

Hamilton is a pretty chill dude, with some weird parents. He is a solid 6/10, but makes up for it in athleticism and loyalness. He is basically the resting face of mankind.

Kid 1: Hey look its that one kid.
Kid 2: Oh yeah! We've gone to school with him since kindergarten, but still don't know his name!
Hamilton: *sigh

by lon$ly boi April 9, 2020

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alexander hamilton

it is an american sex act where you stick a quill up someone’s mouth and fill their ass with ink.

i love doing this with my homies and you should too!

bro 1: i just gave my gf an alexander hamilton
bro 2: no way, i wanna get alexander hamilton’d too man!

by sadist shitbag August 26, 2022

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Evan Hamilton

Sexiest man alive
Very hot

That is an Evan Hamilton over there.
You see that Evan over there (I want him).

by original_hams April 14, 2024

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Gareth Hamilton

Gareth Hamilton is a guy with an uneven head shape, and he is very stupid. He also gets bullied by his sibling and has gay genes that run through the family

“Lol look the younger sister is sitting in the front seat”

“Oh yeah that’s Gareth Hamilton, he gets bullied by his sister.”

by phatwastaken November 21, 2021

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Hamilton

Sexy,hot beast of a man who is very introverted even though you cannot tell by the looks of him. Everyone has a crush on him, and can turn straight guys gay.

“Have you heard about the new kid Hamilton?”
“Ya I heard he turned Michael gay!”

by Salted.Peas February 16, 2020

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