Desk hemorrhoid

Piles of stuff accumulating on your desk.

"Rachel's got desk hemorrhoid's"

by Rachelisawesome January 8, 2010

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password hemorrhage

When you sign up on multiple websites but can't utilize them again because you keep forgetting your passwords.

I really wanted to make that life sized paper avatar on instructables.com but couldn't get the instructions because I was suffering from a serious case of password hemorrhage.

by mcjennifer7 April 9, 2011

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small hemoroid

A worm like vein that pops out of your butthole during times of stress and constipation

That damn small hemoroid keeps rearing its ugly head.

Harry stole the preparation H because he was embarrassed to buy it

by turkeydurkey February 10, 2015

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Classic bikes that have been modified to look like cafe racers for use by hipsters to attempt making them look cool and manly.

The practice has now given true classic cafe racers a bad name by association.

Oh look, there is another hipster on a cafe racer, typical Hipster Haemorrhoid.

by Discgruntled Midget May 29, 2019

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sexual hemorrhage

Sexual hemmoraghe is when in the practice of anal intercourse the penis damages the anus

that man gave me sexual hemorrhage

by rape artist December 26, 2021

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Fecal Hemorrhage

Uncontrollable semi-solid diarrhea that exits your ass in a fashion similar to an arterial bleed, spouting at the rate of an MK14 machine gun— slower than some, yet rhythmic.

Jeff Mason is late to work again. He’s stuck on his toilet with another fecal hemorrhage episode. That poor son of a bitch.

by CBoyed February 23, 2024

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