hanging blumpkin

While getting head on the toilet, your fecal matter hangs from the anus due to an insufficient pressure in the rectum. Only a proper orgasm can release the "hanging" feces and cause it to fall into the toilet with a kir plunk sound.

hanging blumpkin is a genetical relative to the blumpkin.

by BRATT December 14, 2008

Hang turd

1. A turd that gets stuck in your ass when your shiting and it takes a long time to get it out.
2. anything that's very frustrating and is beyond suck ass.
3. Someone who is beyond an ass hole or dick hole.

1. I a be out in a little while. I got a hang turd.
2. This test is going to be such a hang turd.
3. John is such a hang turd.

by Deep blue 2012 May 23, 2010

Hanging Dumpling

stubborn fecal matter that remains attatched to its toilet doner... Rests suspended above toilet water until its grip has weakend enough to drop.

Sorry I took so long.. I had a hanging dumpling that just wouldnt quit .... took a few minutes for me to shake that one out!

by Killa Caleb January 14, 2011

Hang it and bang it

A way to say get something done, preferably in a quick and efficient manner. A request to do work instead of engaging in bush league behavior.

Alright, I gave you the information you need to calculate the rate law of the reaction, now hang it and bang it.

by Iamthegodofpremoves February 17, 2023

Hang-Meister

You, the day after a raging Jägermeister night.

Dude, I've been the Hang-Meister all day today!

by Lumber man January 22, 2010

hanging and slanging

When you walk around and your dick uncontrollably swings around

" I can't help it I'm just hanging and slanging!!"

by Alexander102 September 4, 2017

Two hang

Two hang describes a meeting of just two friends. As with a "group hang", it is a casual meeting and not a date.

Taylor: "Did Crystal and Tom go on a date last night?"
Sarah: "No, it was just a two hang."

by zoobiscuitz October 3, 2010