Guildness

A play on the word business that is catered for MMO players and their guild's.

Person A: Let's go watch a movie.
Person B: I have guildness to attend to tonight.
Person A: What the hell is guildness?
Person B: Businesswith my guild idiot.
Person A:.......You need a life.
*flicks off* ~_~,,|,, *walks away*

by The Big LeGasp April 12, 2011

Guido

A type of douche bag.

He usually has a stupid hair cut with an excessive amount of hair product. Also, he sometimes has asymmetrical muscle definition.

Wears bedazzled shirts and irons his underwear.

Some have retarded meaningless tattoos that have no artistic, creative, or meaninful merit.

And 95% of them treat women like shit and exploit them for sexual favors. The other 5% are posers and pussies.

And the real sad Guidos are the 3rd or 4th generation italians that feel as if they're full blown Italian but rather they have no connection with the Italian culture and believe that eating overlooked pasta and yelling exploitive slurs at women validates their Italian heritage.

Carl: Hey look at the douche bag with the retarded hair cut, dedazzled shirt, and meaningless tattoos.

Dave: Stupid Guido

by Sam Hidalgo December 31, 2013

Guilherme Martins

The best person alive!!! People with that name are really cute, funny and extremely awesome! Everyone loves a Guilherme.

1: OMG 😱 here comes the perfect Guilherme Martins
2: *Faints of emotion*

by Urbaesomeone April 11, 2020

Guilderland High School

; ass-gay school, located in Guilderland as most american schools are

htttp:/.guilderlandschools.org

Bullying is not Okay!

by max November 5, 2004

asian guido

A single asian male between the ages of 18-35 who frequents the gym, 18+ bars, and your slutty ex-girlfriend's bed. He has biceps bigger than his head and doesn't lift legs because it makes his penis look smaller than it already is. His relationship with God is just as good as the one with his tattoo artist. Preferred drinks are saki bombs and seoul trains.

"Omg Hil, did you see that asian guido that works at the suishi restaurant down the street? He asked for my number before he asked if i wanted ginger and wasabi."

"Omg Karen, asian guidos are totally your type."

by vodkacupcakes December 14, 2013

guido frolic

A stupid type of dance, where guido's (mostly found in the new york area) jump around like maniac's moving their feet quickly, thinking that this will help them to get ass.

guido frolic


Hey what's wrong with David Luke is he drunk,
No, he's just doing his gay "guido frolic".

by Beta Beta Beta April 4, 2009

guiliano

An italian super stud who excells at seducing women into his criminal underworld via means of serenading them with music

also very proficient in accounting

guiliano: come on, jump in the fire

female: ok......head or feet first?

by b.wilson12 December 22, 2008