Goober gobbler

Someone who gobbles goober. Philonias meredian. One who's nati e language consist of grunts Google gobbles and sporadic outburst of the word meth and bottom teeth snarels in there sleep

You goober gobbler .gobbling. Mother fu#*er

by Sim guy May 10, 2022

goober gnat

an irratating person, similar to the gnat around a sweaty penis

That guy is a real goober gnat.

by Hammer1975 December 27, 2010

Poo Goober

A slang term which is defining an unusual event. In this event a male has anal intercourse with a woman or male. When this second partner goes to deficate at a later time, they realize that their fecal matter is covered in a layer of seminal fluid from the earlier session of intercourse.

Wow, that sex must have been crazy because I just pinched out a mighty poo goober!

by Jack Bradley March 24, 2010

Goober

Goober, also known as known goobie, slang for a vagina.

Ew, she's such a goobie head.
My goober hurts.

by FilthyWeeaboo December 10, 2016

Goofy Goober

When you and your sexual partner put each other’s mucus on the males dick and the girls sucks all of it off.

Mark:” Yeah bro, me and Melissa tried the goofy goober last night. That shit was hot!” Jimbo: “Oh yeah? How’s that done?” Mark:”so basically the girl puts her mucus on your dick and then the guy puts all of his in the girls hand and rubs it all over the guys dick”

*call ends*

by YuvgDaggerDick August 14, 2018

goober

batty boy.

I am goober the batty boy.

by Little miss btchy May 18, 2004

Goober

A better Goob

OMG Jaye! Ur a goober and that's better than a goob!! I luv u so much!

by JDRB November 27, 2003