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Nectar of the gods

Oh my, this nectar of the gods is just what i needed this morning to get out of bed.
by unknown3388 February 26, 2011
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Godspell

Expletive. Something so deluded with platitudes and presuppositionalism as to be entirely void of coherency and purpose. To be used in frustration when encountering popular media that was so clearly pandering to a lower denominator as to be insulting to the viewer's intelligence. Can be extended to include any adaptation that requires full knowledge of the source material to make any sense. Referencing the 1971 catastrophe, in which Christian apologism, hippy love, pop culture, and worship rock united in a singularity of unparalleled intellectual masturbation. Has possibly been appropriated by those too weak to resist as a banner of compartmentalized conviction.
John: Out of the way, make room for Jesus!
Super Jesus: God save the people!
Audience Member: What people? The people who just randomly started following you around stage?
Super Jesus: Story time everyone!
Neitzche: Apparently I'm a theist now. I love you Jesus!
Socrates: Me too! Allow me to spout derisive ad baculums! You're going to hell for not following the rules.
Audience Member: Why do you love him? You just met ten minutes ago. These rules are news to me.
Luther: Bless the Lord! With metaphors!
Da Vinci: Thank the Lord! With metaphors!
Fuller: We are metaphorical Jesuses!
Audience Member: Wait, back up. You still haven't answered my questions. Also, what?
Super Jesus: Suddenly I am angry with pharisees for being torah literalists. Hypocrites!
Audience Member: What was wrong with the old stuff? How are your stories better? ANSWER ME JESUS.
Sartre: Don't leave me Jesus!
Aquinas: Hear us!
Audience Member: I CAN HEAR YOU. CAN YOU HEAR ME?
Super Jesus: Let's build a city.
Disciples: Nope, we're possessed by Satan.
Judas: And now I have to kill you. I'm not sure why.
Audience Member: EXPOSITION GUYS, NOT THAT HARD.
Super Jesus: I'M BLEEDING!!!! I'M DEAD.
Audience Member: ........
Super Jesus: Don't worry, I'll come back tomorrow to take your money again.
Audience Member: .........................Godspell.
by Phostopheles February 19, 2014
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Nectar of the Gods

You guys should try synergy kombucha with chia, it's bomb dig. It's the nectar of the gods.
by PineappleJuice March 12, 2015
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nectar of the gods

The common term used by skaters when speaking about Mountain Dew. Best consumed straight from the 2 liter using a simple formula of high quantities of Dew in small quantities of time. For variety see mountain dew pitch black.
I'm going to the store, I need some nectar of the gods.
by lizardlover February 6, 2005
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Godswill

Godswill is a very good friend sexy good looking funny person he's always in a good mood but in the morning maybe not he loves having chats about deep stuff but he can be annoying sometimes he can do some ridiculous stuff but that's just him. He hates when people are being fake and negative energy.
Guy1:sup I was just in class with this funny kid he's so interesting but deep yuno.
Guy2:must be godswill definitely
by Selenagkmes153i4 October 15, 2019
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godsvoice

Godsvoice is a unique name for a unique girl, she may look tough on the outside but she definitely has her own insecurities. She is very smart and can be very bossy. She is beautiful and sexy. Her beauty builds someone's insecurities. She is very good friend.
Girl 1:help me out with my assignment

Give 2: I don't have an idea, ask Godsvoice

Godsvoice :sure I can help you
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godsfavour

A charming person that's always ready to give and they are one of the type that girls like to mingle with.
That's my Godsfavour
by Chuckles Davis February 7, 2020
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