Creator. People say that He does not exist because they cannot fathom such a being. They instead lay down contradictory ideas that are flawed to the most extremes yet call themselves intellectuals because they think they are thinking outside the box set by superstition. Many have abused His name by trying to justify their actions by using His name to "sanction" them.
Man: The Big Boom created the Universe.
Man 2: So there was a sudden explosion out in space and everything was suddenly created out of nothing by a sudden explosion that happened by no cause and for no reason at all?
Man: Ehhhhh.
Man 2: Plus since all things need to be acted upon by an outside force to move, and all atoms move, what moved them first?
Man: Ehhh.
Man 2: Even if such a being does not exist, is it not better to believe? Bring me one person who has met benefit, whose life was in the gutter but is now better, who was close to committing suicide but didn't because they thought that there is no God and I will bring a hundred to match that person who have met benefit because they believed in God.
Man 2: So there was a sudden explosion out in space and everything was suddenly created out of nothing by a sudden explosion that happened by no cause and for no reason at all?
Man: Ehhhhh.
Man 2: Plus since all things need to be acted upon by an outside force to move, and all atoms move, what moved them first?
Man: Ehhh.
Man 2: Even if such a being does not exist, is it not better to believe? Bring me one person who has met benefit, whose life was in the gutter but is now better, who was close to committing suicide but didn't because they thought that there is no God and I will bring a hundred to match that person who have met benefit because they believed in God.
by One who questions. May 1, 2008
Get the Godmug. A figment of the imagination; myth or metaphor to explain situations which ignorant people cannot handle
Santa Clause is a child's form of god.
by athiests_rule June 3, 2003
Get the Godmug. the creator who is all too eager to point the finger at us for being bad creations. we will be punished and sent to hell to burn in agony forever and ever. but he loves us!!!
i used to be god's lap dog but after getting smacked with the rolled up newspaper too many times i just sulk and gnash my teeth at children.
by justin the magnificent June 9, 2003
Get the Godmug. Fictional character who is believed, by far too many, to have created the universe. This of course is bullshit. To create the universe you must be omnipotent. To be omnipotent you must be omniscient. You cannot be both omniscient & omnipoten. Therefore God is non-existent.
It has been statistically proven that the higher one's IQ, the less likely they are to believe in God.
by Church Burner August 3, 2007
Get the Godmug. GOD, n.
1. The Supreme Being; Jehovah; the eternal and infinite spirit, the creator,and the sovereign of the universe.
God is a spirit; and they that worship him, must worship him in spirit and in truth. John 4.
2. A false god; a heathen deity; an idol.
3. Any person or thing exalted too much in estimation, or deified and honored as the chief good.
1. The Supreme Being; Jehovah; the eternal and infinite spirit, the creator,and the sovereign of the universe.
God is a spirit; and they that worship him, must worship him in spirit and in truth. John 4.
2. A false god; a heathen deity; an idol.
3. Any person or thing exalted too much in estimation, or deified and honored as the chief good.
by D. L. Black December 14, 2004
Get the Godmug. God loves everyone. He made everyone, and there is scientfic evidence of that. You believe in the big bang creating Earth, the explosion of a teeny tiny ball of matter? Well, where did that little ball of matter come from? God. You believe that everthing evolved from something? What about the litle micro-organisms that in which each part is so necessary that if one part was taken away, it could not fuction. So, how could this have evolved from something if it would be useless without every single part, but natural selection rules out unsless parts. God created everything. He created humans in his own image. He has the power to do anything and control anyone, but he lets us make our own decsions. He wants us to CHOOSE to love him. If you believe that Jesus Christ (God in human form) came to Earth to die a sinless death and pay the eternal debt against all humans, and you ask him to forgive you for the sins for which you were indebted with, then you will go to heaven to be with him when you die.
by Elizabetha July 4, 2006
Get the Godmug. Some random word that pops up in lots of "stories" and which is somehow to be written with a capital letter.
Mother: "Stewie, could you please write down the word 'God' for me"?
Stewie writes "god"
Mother: Wrong!!
Stewie writes "god"
Mother: Wrong!!
by Smallestfry December 13, 2009
Get the Godmug.