Gobs

Gobs is a shorten version of gobsmacked. Just sounds better

Omg did you see what she did I’m Gobs!

by yessirkenz September 20, 2025

Gobs

A straight guy who secretly blows another straight guys

Hey bro that was mad last time you Gobs my cock

by Straight-dicken October 9, 2025

Everlasting Gobbstopper

An everlasting gobbstopper is that little bit of mucus or smegma a person gets stuck in there teeth after oral sex so they taste it for hours or days.

Dammit Janet , I 've had this Everlasting Gobbstopper for two days, you need to wash your pussy next time.

by MadiLush July 10, 2016

Sloppy Gobstopper

When you are receiving oral sex and the persono on the giving end coughs up large quantities of mucus

"She gave me a sloppy gobstopper last night, it was dummy lit"

by Patriquee von seiddit May 7, 2018

Everlasting Gobstopper

It is a name for dick that is always big, yet never gets smaller.

My girl likes the everlasting gobstopper I give her every night.

by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick October 30, 2018

Minty gobstopper

When you’re partners breath is nasty but you are too much of a gentleman to comment.
Simply dip you’re bullocks into a ballcuzzi filled with minty mouthwash and proceed to dip them into you’re partners mouth like a dairylee dunker thus cleaning the mouth, bullocks and dignity of both participants.

Any mouthwash will survice however I found corsidyl (for gum disease) to give a balls a hint of tobasco and a sensation of a chicken drumstick being dipped into a deep fat fryer.

The missus breath spelt like a bag of a thousand badgers assholes so I had to give her a minty gobstopper

by The Rocket (Italian Stallion) April 21, 2021

Pheobe Gogos

Pheobe Gogos is an old, old, old dog or human. We love them, but at the same time they can be very... tiresome.

Me: Pheobe Gogos!! Stop pooping on the carpet!!! Aaaaaa!!!!

by HummerBummerlivson May 26, 2021