garf

It is the male version of a queef. it is a dick fart. if you have it you're probably retarded or incredibly gay.

The queer kid at camp garfed in the locker room.

by garfallday123 November 22, 2010

garfunkel

to make up words

Example 1: Frindle is a classic garfunkeled word.

Example 2: Urban Dictionary is the capital of garfunkeling on the net.

by missmuffinface May 13, 2009

garfunklegangster

A really cool guy; a music legend. (Noun)

(noun):
He's a garfunklegangster because he plays the guitar so well.
What a motherf*cking garfunklegangster

by Johnny the Plumber September 18, 2006

Garf

A word when are exited, in shock, or happy.

Omg garf ;D i can believe this is happening! garrrrrf

by ilikeyourpants May 22, 2011

Garfield Sandwitch Face

A sandwitch made of Garfields Jizz.

Go eat a garfield sandwitch face

by Jonnnay September 25, 2003

Garf's Law

Garf's Law is a law used by people who extensively say phrases like "not funny didn't laugh" on people's memes, or people who just micromanage humor. This word is related to words like band kid and Normie for the reasoning that people who follow Garf's Law are quite unfunny. This definition came from the ifunny user "allhaillordgarfield" and how he would consistently comment "not funny" on people's profiles, even though a lot of users found him quite "unhumorous". The word was invented by the ifunny user "AnnoyingOrangeFanPage".

"Some dude just commented not funny on my meme."
"What does he post?"
"Cropped hentai and Twitter screenshots."
"Ah, Garf's Law at work."

by Miltank_ July 11, 2020

garfunkle

same as jizz, yazz, cum, or spooge

man, i garfunkled all over her face!

by Don White & Travis Mills March 30, 2003