by narutoismidddddd January 25, 2022
Get the naruto gets clapped mug."I Touch Goats" started off years ago as a standing joke in the Subaru Impreza Driver's Club forums. When the switch to a new forum happened, they gained a fully functional Personal Messaging system with online alerts.
Because of that the need for topics or posts advising people they had a personal message became redundant. By use of the swear filter, common permutations of you have personal message type posts (you have PM etc) are automatically changed to "I touch goats"
The actual origin of "goat-talk" precedes this however, which it is said to have some sort of homosexual connotation, perhaps some sort of off-joke. Anyway, its just a bit of fun...
Spreading outward from the SIDC, this has become near commonplace in many regions throughout the UK, particularly Carterton, Oxfordshire where their connection to their goats is particularly strong.
Because of that the need for topics or posts advising people they had a personal message became redundant. By use of the swear filter, common permutations of you have personal message type posts (you have PM etc) are automatically changed to "I touch goats"
The actual origin of "goat-talk" precedes this however, which it is said to have some sort of homosexual connotation, perhaps some sort of off-joke. Anyway, its just a bit of fun...
Spreading outward from the SIDC, this has become near commonplace in many regions throughout the UK, particularly Carterton, Oxfordshire where their connection to their goats is particularly strong.
Poster One: mate, 'I touch goats'
Poster Two: You do what?!?
Poster One: Erm, I meant you have a private message - what happened there?!?
Poster Two: Ha ha, you touch goats!
Poster Two: You do what?!?
Poster One: Erm, I meant you have a private message - what happened there?!?
Poster Two: Ha ha, you touch goats!
by MattyWR1 May 10, 2011
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To throw a party only to mope about and not engage or interact with the guests. The intent of such an action is usually to set an unknowing trap for a long lost love.
Jeff decided to pull a Gatsby after Carol broke up with him. Poor bastard was trying to win her back with his Wii and awesome vinyl collection.
by Charlie Brown's Head May 12, 2011
Get the Pull a Gatsby mug.A phrase used to describe the relationship between Nick and Gatsby in the famous book "The Great Gatsby", by F. Scott Fitzgerald.
Can also be condensed to the acronym "GFG" when used to describe two guys that are very close.
Can also be condensed to the acronym "GFG" when used to describe two guys that are very close.
by Alecia Alessandra June 5, 2018
Get the Gay for Gatsby mug."Knowing how the sausage gets made" essentially means understanding how something happens behind the scenes; thus, what I said basically translates to "Understanding how it (the fear of time limits, in this case) works doesn’t mean I can stop it (fear) from happening"
No one really knows how the game is played the art of trade how the sausage gets made -Aaron Burr, Hamilton the Musical
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by Lunniho September 25, 2007
Get the Gears - UNIT mug.I came home last night and somebody broke into my house, stole all my stuff, and broke out the windows. Man, that really blows dead goats.
by Fred Neck March 5, 2007
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