GPP

GPP or better known as "girls per party" is a simple but important calculation that allows men all over the world to compare their woman "getting" abilities.

The equation is simple: Girls you have hooked up with at parties, divided by the number of times you have partied.

This equation is great for letting your friends know they suck at pulling hoes.

The different levels of GPP goes as follows:

.1 GPP -You dont get very many girls, but you can

.2 GPP -Your alright, but you need to improve a little

.3 GPP- Your a unknown superstar on the rise.

>.4 GPP- You are the king of parties and you rule hoes with an iron fist.

"Yo Scotty hows your GPP doin?"
"Horrible man, im down to a .25"

by Arian Ghoreishi August 19, 2008

GPF

Gay Percent Factor; the percent of your gay tendencies you have in you.

Kyles GPF is above 90%

by GambitdaKID October 25, 2006

GPP

Gay Pony Porn, such as 'My Little Pony' porn.

Fchan has the GPP.
Kyle loves his GPP.

by C.B Walker July 4, 2008

GPS Receiver

Equipment to receive GPS signals for use in navigation.

Bought a new GPS Receiver yesterday - i hope it's better than my last one...

by outlive December 18, 2006

GPABoosters

Any college course that is selected for the purpose of boosting one's GPA (aka. bird courses).

All thanks to GPABoosters.com I was able to fill my entire timetable with bird courses and pass last semester with flying colors!

by GPABoosters December 20, 2010

GPS

The electronic piece of shit that INSISTS that this turn off is the right one and despite following it's directions leads you astray and off into a horror movie-esque town.

This damn GPS brought us here AGAIN?! This isn't even nearly the right place!

by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017

Human GPS

A person who knows how to get anywhere at anytime, specific but not limited to driving directions. Human GPS slaps technological dependence in the mouth. It communicates skepticism and presumes trust in one's own ability to read a map, think and understand. In other words, "smart" technology makes us really stupid.

We're getting funneled through tolls like beer at a frat party.
F--- these clowns. Time to get it in with Human GPS.

by Harry Bird September 13, 2010