Three Hatter

When you have to use your hat to wipe your ass after shitting in the woods or side of road.

As Gill finished his shit, he screamed from the bushes, it's a three hatter.

by MATTSLAPPY17 September 7, 2017

three Fs

If it Floats, Flies, or Fucks it's better to rent than buy

Dave: Did you hear Jim and Cindy are getting a divorce?

Steve: Yes. Did you hear Jim has to sell his Baja 37 and his Cessna 172?

Dave: Always suspected Cindy was a gold digger. Too bad Jim ignored the three Fs, and now he's going to lose half his stuff.

by Scotty Bee December 14, 2022

The three musketeers

The best name for a friendship group of 3. Crackheads only.

Person1: Hey what do we name our groupchat ?
Person2: We need something to do with the number 3
Person: The three musketeers.

by whatareyouatoad? May 19, 2020

The three F's

Fortnite, fitness and fish

Malthe loves the three F's

by nonanasnas April 19, 2022

Idaho Three

Describes a girl as less than ten on a scale of 1-10 hotness.

“Girl I brought home last night was a 10 bro.” “Nah man, she was an Idaho three at best.”

by notmyrealnamedoe December 16, 2021

The Three P's

"Pack it. Punch it. Pass it." a term used typically for bong rats, when sitting in a group of two or more, one person seems to linger a little too long, and an encouraging friend wishes to hurry up his high.

*bong is passed around. linger boy comes up.* "pack it punch it pass it dude. we haven't got 'till christmas." *friend struggles* "yeah The Three P's man. work with us here."

by Weed elf March 19, 2012

Three H's

Hungover, hungry, horny

Woke up today after a long night of drinking and three H's are hitting me hard

by Fell dragon March 18, 2021