Flirg

Flirg is an acronym that stands for "First Lady I'd rather gag." It could be used to describe an ugly and un-bonable First Lady. Same as "flirj" but more plausible acronym.

Sarah is not just milf but a potential VPILF, but Hillary is totally flirg.

by SGreen October 30, 2008

flirtious

1. adjective: not consciously flirtatious

2. adjective: pathologically flirtatious

She's got a good business sense, but she's flirtious which undermines her ability to close the deal.

He's too flirtious to be in a long term relationship.

by df daily March 2, 2004

Flirp

A piece of hair that sticks up

Grace: uh, Barthy? U gotta flirp here, and there, and here, and, oh, this is a big one,

Bartholomew: shut up and stop playing with my hair

by the drax March 14, 2015

flirtationship

when you flirt with a friend but eventaully it ends when their girlfriend/boyfriend tells you to back off or you eventaully realize that you and that person can be no more than friends and your just flirting when your together and you end up flirting with someone else later on (which can happen to be your friend too) and that cycle continues ...but there are some exceptions like maybe you start liking them but it turns out to be a mere flirtationship.. *heart broken*

(when you start liking them and you think they like you) they flirt with you in class but you see them flirting with other people outside of class also they ask you to go somewhere with them alone but its just leading you on.


(just friends)when you flirt constantly and you guys get along well and the other person (usually the guy) is sweet and care about what you are doing or how you are acting and people tell you "you guys should just date to get it over with and done".

by GRRR.... May 16, 2005

FLIRGE

First Lady I'd Rather Get Elected

Antithesis of MILF. Coined by Tina Fey and Amy Poehler SNL.

Palin is a MILF, Clinton is a FLIRGE.

by PaulieBoy67 November 2, 2008

FLIRTATIONSHIP

nothing more then flirting & in between relationship & friendship

i had this awesome flirtationship with my boyfriends brother ;)

by Nesiantease July 23, 2012

Flirm

A dildo used by the Amish, and made of either wood, knitted wool, or wood covered n knitted wool.

Christian asked santa for a firm this year, and woke up with one in his stalking, he then brought it to his gay lover Dereks house and used it on him. Christian then said, santa taught me a bunch of neat tricks i can do with this when I saw him in the mall, then derek said ,oh, is that why it's all brown? Then Christian answered with a smile, no thats because of my dog Phenix, The one I us with santa is hanging in my room, I believe that if I sniff it every day I will get good presents this year. With that they began getting it on hardcore, and ended up getting the flirm stuck right up Christian's bung hole, and to this day christian still walks with a limp, and is extremely gay.

by Rawbirt May 5, 2008