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An awkward silence in a social setting that spans longer than 3 seconds

....Wow someone should say something or this whole situation will become a flirp.

Flirp by CourtneyDax July 23, 2009

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Flirp

A piece of hair that sticks up

Grace: uh, Barthy? U gotta flirp here, and there, and here, and, oh, this is a big one,

Bartholomew: shut up and stop playing with my hair

Flirp by the drax March 14, 2015

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flirp

a vaginal penis; a combination of a vagina and a penis

I didn't know what that was, a vagina or a penis. But I think it could be classified as a flirp.

flirp by terroist October 29, 2006

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Flirp

The doy who always talk with girls like he is trying to flirt
When boy always talk to you like he want to date with you or have sex

Girl1: Did you hear that? He just called me "sweety"
Girl2: Dont pay attention, he is real FLIRP

Flirp by Dark Coger January 18, 2018

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flirp

a person who is always winning, they never take Ls. they are very cool and people typically enjoy their company.

person 1: wow your flirp? thats awesome lets be friends
the “flirp” in question: hmm no sorry, become a flirp and ill think about it

person 1: okay i love you
the flirp: i also love me

flirp by notflirp June 28, 2021

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flirp out a nugget

Unsuccesfully holding a dump that ends up with a piece of poo "flirping" our of your ars, staining your panies.

After I ate Taco Bell driving home in a storm I hydroplaned causing me to flirp out a nugget.

flirp out a nugget by The All Powerful Homewrecker January 3, 2006

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Flirpity Flirp

Velvety smooth. Plush new carpet soft. The sound that bare feet make when walking on brand new expensive plush carpeting. The sound and feel of super soft high dollar leather used on custom automobile interiors, when you gently run your hand over it.

Jo-Jo, that got to be the sickest 300 out right now....Strut grill..soft white leather seats go flirpity flirp, this guys got some coin....

Hey, baby, feel my new rug....goes flirpity flirp when my bare feed glide over it.

Now you know that's some good leather on that couch - I can just hear it going "flirpity flirp" while I'm banging Suzie on it.

Flirpity Flirp by Ricardovitz July 7, 2009

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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