Focus Group Rock

Music written by actual bands and songwriters, but clearly for the SOLE PURPOSE of getting into an Apple ad, Nike ad, or "hip, young" car ad. Catchy at first, but the keen listener will very quickly realize something is very, very wrong - is it fake? No, that's not it... there's just something... something too calculated about its charm. Listen to these songs and you'll get it.

Fun. - "We Are Young"
Grouplove - "Toung Tied"
Neon Trees - "Animal"
Pomplamoose - "Up On The Housetop"

"Yeah, I barely even listen to the radio anymore, all the hip Focus Group Rock is on the TV!"

by cynic syndicate June 1, 2012

Focus your audio

Listen carefully.

"Shut your trap and focus your audio. This is important."

by coolblackguy1 May 11, 2016

Focus face

When someone is playing an instrument and their muscles in their face completely fall limp, it’s a sign that they are completely focused on their instrument and they aren’t thinking of anything else.

Dude, Jojo has real bad focus face when he’s playing the drums, he has it worse than all of us.

by random person thing September 17, 2018

Focustration

To be focused and concentrated at the same time.

Revising for this test took extreme focustration.

by Imurbanru May 8, 2019

Fetus deletus

The act of performing a spell on a pregnant women. It also works for deleting people from the world

"I'm going into labor"
"FETUS DELETUS"
*baby vanishes*

by Tossed salad 12r February 14, 2020

Feces

Feces is poop, or stool. It comes from your digestive system when you eat.

"There's poop in the toilet!!!!"
"It's called feces you dumbass."

by big_oof October 29, 2020

Feces Milkshake

Self-explanatory. Combination of dung (usually human) with milk and blended together until homogenous. Can be served cooled or warm or alternatively be sent through the mail to an unsuspecting person for a quick goof.

Ever since I moved to the next town over my relationship with Jeremiah has been stagnating with no improvements in sight. I decided to try to reinvigorate our friendship for good old times sake and I sent him a feces milkshake.

by Spic Dickuloid December 8, 2020