fanted

To be in an excited state to do or have something.

You want to do or have it very much.

Oh, look at her! She's so fanted on him.
I'm absolutely fanted to see the results.
And gazed for tidings in my fanted eyes.

by PeacefulConquest February 20, 2020

non-farted

That feeling (for guys, anyway) when you stand there trying to piss, and it feels like you have to fart, so you let fly and nothing happens.

I stood there for like thirty seconds before I non-farted. I was so disappointed

by The Dude of Bong-itude January 18, 2006

Fanter

An amalgamation of the words that comprise the phrase "fantastic banter".

FAN-tanstic ban-TER

"Mate, that is fanter"

by Pato_88 February 13, 2009

Fattest

Almost or equivalent to the term "darkest". Formally used by hippies and stoners to show How large their rip was.

Person 1 - Dude I just hit the fattest bong bro

by just a normal person June 18, 2016

Fatted

Verb. When someone obese sits next or close to you and their fat squishes into to your body. You were fatted.
This occasionally happen to people on trains, planes or buses.

On my home on the railroad a man fatted me against the window.

by Rkegs September 20, 2006

Fatteh

Kristine Kendal

by Hardcastle August 26, 2003

female fattening tool

From the legend KEVIN BLOODY WILSON, a female fattening tool is an aussie slang term for a penis

Yo get some plastic wrap for a female fattening tool

by Don Bosko August 26, 2005