when your best friend(s) invite you to their house with the promise of "getting some" and they fail repeatedly.
from "con" meaning to trick or deceive
from "con" meaning to trick or deceive
"i was hanging out with my friends because they said they were going to hook me up but it was consexual failure."
by jonny456321 February 19, 2009
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When the Urban Dictionary Word of the Day is poorly selected and either not funny or does not make sense.
I was all excited for the urban dictionary word of the day but then i saw it was really retarded so it was just an epic Urban Failure.
by salsaboy719 January 10, 2011
Get the Urban Failure mug.Trying to jailbreak an iPod/iPhone but ending up having to restore your device after failing at the jailbreak.
John: Hey Jane didn't you jailbreak your iPod to get free apps?
Jane: Nah, I screwed that up and ended up failbreaking it.
Jane: Nah, I screwed that up and ended up failbreaking it.
by TheBadAppleseed February 25, 2011
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Get the FailRP mug.Having to piss sooo bad after consuming large amounts of alchohol, you feel like your kidneys are going to explode.
by Leahann October 11, 2006
Get the Kidney failure mug.Platform Announcer: Severe Delays on the District Line due to a signal failure at South Kensington.
Arbitrary Passenger: Ah, that'll be another suicide then.
Arbitrary Passenger: Ah, that'll be another suicide then.
by AshJ June 15, 2007
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