funk fog

a fart so meaty, it actually has problems wafting anywhere but within the immediate area of the one who expelled the rancid ass cloud.

Frank suckered us into coming closer to him after he let loose another of his face melting ass bombs. it was so thick, it formed a funk fog around his desk.

by timmyhidthebodies April 3, 2017

Goodwill funk

The often unpleasant smell from recently bought thrift shop clothes.

"This jacket needs to go through the wash. It's got that Goodwill funk."

by narwhal666 August 4, 2013

druckin' funk

To be DRUCKIN' FUNK is when you do stupid stuff while or after drinking alcohol.

I messed up. I got drunk last week, called my boss, and quit. I'm glad the boss understood and let me keep my job. He said "we all do stupid shit when we're DRUCKIN' FUNK." Whew!

by hardworkin'man November 4, 2018

Urinal Funk

The cloud of urine odor surrounding a urinal left that was behind by the guy in front of you in the restroom.

I stepped into his urinal funk and it was so bad I had to breath through my mouth while I took a leak.

by techlozenge May 10, 2011

Uptown funk

A funky sex move when a boy chokes you in a party bus then quickly spins you around as he’s about to rail you under the disco lights

“DUDEEE Jessica agreed to doing the uptown funk with me!”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

foster funk

When the smell of a fart lingers in a room to create an air freshener like aroma that smells of pig poop that has been basking in the sun all day

Squirt: hey what's that smell?
Steve: you know that Foster Funk.
Squirt: Josh hasn't been in here for a good hour!?!?
Steve: Exactly his foster funk is strong

by steviesupreme November 4, 2014

funk belly

The smell of an obese persons sweatpants or belly midsummer that hasn't had the folds or buttoned serviced"

Did you smell the guy at Walmart with stretchy jeans riding his Raskal.....that was definitely some world class funk belly!

by ranoverray May 13, 2015