funk fog

a fart so meaty, it actually has problems wafting anywhere but within the immediate area of the one who expelled the rancid ass cloud.

Frank suckered us into coming closer to him after he let loose another of his face melting ass bombs. it was so thick, it formed a funk fog around his desk.

by timmyhidthebodies April 3, 2017

Booty Funk

When your boyfriend or girlfriend scratches their ass and the residual skin shavings fall off they are known as booty funk

Last night while laying with Nicole in bed, she had an itch on her butt and scratched it and got her booty funk all over my bed.

by Not Skell Kid June 10, 2017

art funk

When an artist temporarily loses his ability to create.

Trent is actively trying to get himself out of an art funk he's put himself into.

by TwitterHandle March 4, 2017

Drunk in the funk

When you're so sleep deprived you feel high/drunk. This may or may not only apply to people who are Bipolar.

I've been awake for 4 days straight, I'm so drunk in the funk, just laying on the floor laughing hysterically. I can see through time.

by SsaladFingers April 25, 2016

Uptown funk

A funky sex move when a boy chokes you in a party bus then quickly spins you around as he’s about to rail you under the disco lights

“DUDEEE Jessica agreed to doing the uptown funk with me!”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

funk-gnarge

Funky (as in the smell of a man’s two day old rank underwear) and gnarge (slang form of gnarly – something gnarled that grates.)

Whoa - there’s quite a bit of funk-gnarge going on. These eejits haven’t cleaned their Sam Adams tap in weeks. This pour is ridiculous.

by jpsully December 13, 2012

Goodwill funk

The often unpleasant smell from recently bought thrift shop clothes.

"This jacket needs to go through the wash. It's got that Goodwill funk."

by narwhal666 August 4, 2013