Existentially retarded

Someone who is incapable of generating any sort of emotion toward anyone or anything that exists.

Yo, have you seen what Nathan did to his girl? He is so existentially retarded!

by Psususususus June 1, 2021

Existentianonexistentialexistential

1 a word used to imply the existence of something that most likely does not exist or that there is no proof of, but that is probably existent; the existence of a non-existent existence

2 to refer to something fictional; something that does not exist but has existence in some way
3 a thing that does not exists while simultaneously existing
4 a ridiculously long word used to describe situations in which all contributors negate one another
5 a ridiculously long word used to describe hypotheticals

"They posed an existentianonexistentialexistential concept to him and he almost blew a gasket."

by Julius F. Tenpenny June 23, 2021

eximus

Large rash like/chaffed area in your nether regions. Usually caused from working harder than an ugly stripper producing outdoor BBQ festivals.

I tested negative for Covid19 but unfortunately I have a bad case of eximus.

by Imapeopleperson September 22, 2021

Existy

a being that exists, kinda cool

“Existy.”
“Nice.”

by johnwicklover1994 February 20, 2022

Existential back pain

Back pain that is caused by simply existing.

For example, feeling pain in the upper or lower back region when there is no reason too. This is known as existential back pain

by Shamiah James September 29, 2022

ExistingTM

A man named Dennis who cosplays as a plague doctor and appeals to mask kink havers. His dick looks like a ken doll and his asshole is made up of rainbows. put him in fnaf so he can get rid of his a sexuality and allow him the glory of cumming a fat nut

"Did you see that fat bird dick on that one blog?"
"yeah that was an existingtm"

by I'm coming for you Dennis June 10, 2023

Christmas excuse

excuse parents use to be extra cheap and stingy

-I need a new hat and don't use the christmas excuse.
-Sorry son, we can't afford to spend anymore money, it was just Christmas.

by john is my real name December 6, 2009