Out of Pocket Experience

When one goes to the grocery store or shopping mall to buy one specific item and end up subconsciously buying many other items.

Jim - Dude I went to the mall today to buy a jacket, and ended up buying a pair of sneakers, two jeans and an iPod!

Scott - Dude you so had an Out of Pocket Experience!

by Brecker August 28, 2011

near soiled experience

A NSE or near soiled experience is when the stages leading up to a case of mud butt happen so rapidly that you barely make it to the bathroom and have a vision and sensation of crapping your pants but then once you make it to the toilet you snap back to reality and realize you made it but just barely.

I thought my favorite pants were as good as gone yesterday at taco bell but turns out it was just an near soiled experience. I do feel bad for whoever has to mop that bathroom floor though.

by saharadryhumor December 25, 2014

experimental

Another way of saying it sucks.

Artist: Note how I captured the angst of the human condition by using a mixed medium of canvas, oil, bricks, WD40 and armpit cheese.

Guy: Looks quite ...experimental.

Artist: Well fuck you too!!

by rooprect May 20, 2010

organic experience

Sleeping any where near nature/tent

I am soo ready for this camping trip to be an organic experience . . sleeping in dirt is awesome!!

by samanthahatt09 March 28, 2009

Parsons Experiment

When two straight men give each other blowies just to see if men suck better dick than women.

Did you hear about Dave and Leonard??

Yeah they totally did the Parsons Experiment last night.

Fags!!

by ArlingtonsFinest April 1, 2010

The Salior Boy Experience

Hand cuffing a drunk friend to a chair and proceeding to smack them in the face with a chode(s).

Andy got the salior boy experience when he passed out at Doecker's house last thursday...he loved it!!!

by Don Everest April 7, 2005

Girlfriend Experience

The true Girlfriend Experience is something a man askes for when he goes visits a prostitute and dosen't want to use a condom.

Upon finding the massage parlor he asked the hooker if he could have the "girlfriend experience" because he really, really wanted to catch AIDS!

OR

I had a cop in here earlier saying he was "doing research for a movie" and asked me what the "true girlfriend experience" was. So I told this fool that it means, taking a ho out to a restraunt, movie, and kissing her in pubic. Can you believe that sucker left beliving me? What an idiot!!!!!!

by str8up safe sex May 13, 2009