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Ditchwater Surprise

A liquid, foul smelling shit usually a dark green color as a result of food poisoning. The odor is reminiscent of a piece of roadkill that was knocked off into a ditch full of dank, brackish, water.
"Don't go in there, I just left a ditchwater surprise behind, you don't want to smell that."
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
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ditchplaced

You get ditched and replaced.

When someone is your "Friend" but they put jovial/pointless things ahead of you.
Your the only person to treat your buddy right. You make plans to be friends forever and treat each other like gold. Then they find someone thats good, but they are nothing to compare to the value you bring them. Can happen at Jesus Schools, High School, and University.
I was going to study with my friend and he was down. Soon after he ran out the building ditchplaced by (Girlfriend, Porn, etc).
by PraiseJesus666 March 15, 2017
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dipschnozzle

The nicer way of calling someone a fucking dipshit
Pisov, dipschnozzle
by Reality868 April 20, 2017
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Ditch

It can be difined as a dick but with different saying.
"You are a bitch and thats why you fall on my ditch."
by 360 Baby November 12, 2017
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ditch the plastic

Commonly associated with train hopping culture, ditch the plastic refers to a great escape through hitchhiking.

Leaving behind the false comforts of a society run by suits and corporate robots.
I'm so fucking sick of this bullshit, I'm gonna ditch the plastic with a few friends.
by 9th August 31, 2018
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Ditch

Verb. To murder or kill someone.
As in “to dig a ditch for a dead body
“You take of everything, and she’s coming to pick us up?
“Yea, and I think she wants us to ditch her husband too.”
by God.Family.Country December 17, 2018
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Ditch and Snitch

The act of a butthurt party goer who leaves a party full of intoxicated youth to report them to local authorities, thus protecting themselves from consequences and getting revenge
Carson: Guys watch out Greg looks like he's about to pull a ditch and snitch.
Zac: Yeah we shouldn't have given him so much shit about talking to Annika
by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019
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