derek shingler

a large tub of lard never found on women

derek shingler's body and parts and moobies

by captn patches January 4, 2008

derek carr

A mediocre quarterback for the Raiders that lacks the talent elevate his team. He also tends to cry and pout when his team is getting blown out; this is a common occurrence.

Derek Carr is not an NFL caliber qb

by EW! January 31, 2021

Derek Chauvin

Peace of shit

U know peace of shit( Derek Chauvin) kills George Floyd

for NOTHING

by What is it is May 31, 2020

Derek Jeter

A contest in which two guys’ rectums are connected with a rubber tube and both guys eat twelve boxes of raisins; the first person to produce enough pressure to burst the other guy’s colon, wins.

Johnny Damon’s colon was non-existent after playing a three-hour game of Derek Jeter with Jason Giambi.

by hebpro November 6, 2007

Derek Jeter

The most sexiest man alive.

Like when he is batting

by Alexandra November 13, 2003

Derek Jeter

A closet homosexual who plays shortstop for the New York Yankees. It is widely believed that he has a sexual relationship with Yankee third baseman, Alex Rodriguez. Ever since A-Rod came to New York, there have been many instances of ass-touching and subtle neck-kissing going on between the tandem.

Derek was also voted most feminine in the MLB in 2006 in an anonymous poll of players and coaches. It was a landslide vote.

I just walked in on Derek Jeter sucking A-Rod.

by steve from May 16, 2007

Derek Chauvin

The man who did nothing wrong

Tyrone: 'ave yo heard how that scumbag Derek Chauvin kill my homie George Floyd?
Theo: So? Who cares, it's just a criminal among many. Accidentally killing one or ten won't change shit.
Tyrone: Fuck yo, fuck the Police, all cops are bastards, stop putting us criminals in jail or kill us, Just let us take shit in peace yo!

by anonymous July 6, 2021