dealer

person who sell's drugs

who was it
- my dealer

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DEALER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by idiotkabitchfukk September 20, 2007

ice cream dealer

yes, that is correct thomas. but we are on to you.

watch your van

by P.C Brown June 12, 2003

dealed

1.To be torn apart by rabid goats - lots of them.

2. To be owned in any event.



-=Runs Vent Crew=-

Status : *DEALED* 100% COMPLETED

by RVC April 16, 2005

Deal with it

Something that can be said when anyone comes up to you and asks you something or says something. You can always say deal with it! It really gets on peoples nerves.

Uggggggghhhhhhh, robbie shut the hell up! DEAL WITH IT!!!!!

by Sanitago Bennet January 17, 2008

Deal the cards

While a bitch cups and holds your nutsack with her left hand, she strokes your shaft with her right hand - similar in style to a poker dealer "dealing the cards" to individuals at a Texas Hold 'Em Poker table.

If you have no woman, you may also "deal the cards" to yourself while watching porn and drinking Hamm's Light.

I spent $150 on that date so expected at least a blow job, but it was a first date so she was only willing to "deal the cards".

by SydneyAus February 13, 2007

deado

deado (pronounced day-ah-doh) - a sarcastic way of telling a Hispanic person that they need to back off or you will kill them.

It can also be used to reduce the importance of a person who passed away.

I'm real sorry to hear that this loser is deado.

by JohnnyManhattan June 22, 2011

Deal or No Deal

When men see a female, there is a small tussle inside the man's mind. He tries to decide whether he would take part in sexual intercourse with her or not. When he decides, he yells "DEAL" if he would like to have sex with her, or "NO DEAL" if he does not. All his male friends should hear so they can view and give their own comments on the girl.

CLASSIC DEAL OR NO DEAL

Guy 1 - "There's Carmen Electra! DEAL!"
Guy 2 - "DEAL!"
Guy 3 - "DEAL!"

Guy 1 - "But oh no, here comes Amy Winehouse! NO DEAL!"
Guy 2 - "NO DEAL"
Guy 3 - "DEAL"
Guy 1 and 2 "What the fuck?!?!??!"

by Rossness August 10, 2009