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Miley Cyrus

Person 1: Death has come upon us like an evil Disney creation.

Person 2: Oh, you mean Miley Cyrus.
by theshadowspeakstome April 8, 2010
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Cyrus

A man of higher intellect and skill but a complete & utter dickhead who refers to himself as a "legend" or "god" every time he does something slightly impressive or requires some skill. Also has a huge obsession with Japanese culture and tries to relate to it in any way he can.
Cyrus: IM A GOD DUDE, DID YOU SEE THAT? I'm truly superior.
Daniel: no.
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Cypress Lake High School

Full of crazy, fake, annoying freshman that literally think they are all that. Especially at lunch when they chase eachother while screaming. The redneck boys here are stuck up and can be more annoying than the freshman kids. You dont need a truck that blinks lights and has black smoke coming out of your muffler just to drive to school and go home.
All of the teachers KNOW how to teach, it's your responsibility to sit in the front and actually learn. Don't say it's the teachers fault your failing, when you're in the very back texting.
The boys here are normal looking, so don't expect to see major hot boys like there are in Cali, cause baby you're at the wrong school!
Thankfully no matter who you are, you WILL fit in and have a group of awesome friends!
Fort Myers-Preppy Riverdale- Rednecks (s/o to them because all of the kids I grew up with go there)Bishop-The school you dream to go to yet your family cant afford. You only follow the girls on instagram to see their new Range Rovers and see their summer beach houses.
The day you graduates going to be bittersweet. Happy to be growing up and out! Yet sad to know you're leaving fam. You say you're gonna make plans, but it never happens and the next thing you know you're on your death bed praying to God that he forgives you for all of the crazy things you did and ask him into your heart because you didn't want him to be in your heart for your entire life until now when your scared and alone.(Not the way to live) ;)
Mom: How was school today?
Me: Fine

Mom:Oh okay, well good!
Me:*smiles at the thought of remembering all of the crazy stuff you did that day at Cypress Lake High School*
by aqsdcu May 16, 2015
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cyrus

a guy who is probably going to molest you and looks like a pedo and will speak a lot of bullshit saying his dad is rich
cyrus is a pedo
by cyrus the bullshitter October 14, 2016
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My Sharona Cyrus

An alternative spelling for 'coronavirus' which will allow your YouTube video to be monetized during the COVID-19 pandemic.
I'm pretty sure that Viva Frei coined the term 'My Sharona Cyrus' to protect his Vlawg videos from being demonetized.
by Enola Reynolds April 23, 2020
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miley cyrus

Also known as Mikey Ray Cyrus, this shmexy disney channel star who likes to paint vanessa and ashley midgets' toenails. She loves sharpies, and is a pink leperchaun. And she's the cooliest person ever.
Miley Cyrus! Nessa and Ash midgets are stealing your things!
by VaAshSa April 27, 2008
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Cyrus

People who are named Cyrus are usually retards, I know because I am one. Their humor is so idiotic that it is semi funny. They constantly realize that they're showing more and more psychopathic tendencies each day. That does not stop them from being completely autistic. They will block you on everything if you become a nuisance, no-matter how long they knew you. They do the stupidest shit just for enjoyment.

From yours truly, !fishgang I am not cyrus#9427
Friend of Cyrus: eat a raw potato
Cyrus: *gets a raw potato to make a 'food review' meme out of it*

Cyrus again: I'm bored so I'm gonna go take 6 painkillers at once!
Cyrus again again: I should act like a serial killer and see if people will add me on discord (turns out it's a yes)
by NotCyrus December 15, 2019
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