Curves

Possibly the only feature on a woman's body a man can give a rat's ass about.

"Man, that bitch has curves!!!1!!!"

by DogeWaffel September 11, 2015

Carver

He is literally the coolest guy out there. If you ever meet anyone named Carver you will find that is extremely handsome, intelligent, and friendly. You can always be yourself around him. He would run into a burning building to save you and emerge without a scratch. Literally god.

Carver has an enormous phallic member

by DanielSpaniel January 14, 2019

Columbus Curveball

Whilst a woman is resting on her back with head upon pillow, she provides the gentleman in question with much-awaited fellatio. He then withdraws from her oral cavity, proceeds in his wind-up, and clamps her mouth shut. The gentleman then ejects his seminal fluid upon her facial aperture. After commensuration of bodily fluid levels is complete, a swift jab to the olfactory organ is necessary to produce the vibrant seams of the aforementioned curveball.

A baseball fan, Tom enjoyed the baseball game so much he decided to bring the game into his bedroom, and delivered a Columbus Curveball upon the face of the slightly overweight transvestite named Sally lying beneath him.

by Husky Ballsweat McGee II October 9, 2008

Danielle Curve

The application of a curve to better understand the wellness of a situation in particular personality. Having to relate to verbs and adjectives.

She said she played an okay game of golf so I asked her score and it was 5 under par. Since then when hearing the description of the game I apply the Danielle Curve.

by Kicken Wayne August 1, 2009

Culvert

Noun. A device that turns naturally occurring water ways into managed systems that require maintenance and can potentially cause great harm to the environment.

"Did you see all those brook trout trapped downstream of that culvert?"

by Sickter6 February 6, 2013

Double-Hand Wave Perv-Curve

When somone tries to wave at you but pushes there hands back in a jellyfish like motion.. signaling that they are gay and also want you

Dude, that guy just did a Double-Hand Wave Perv-Curve
OMG, that gay guy totally wants you, hahaha

by LawfulTub November 3, 2011

Curve

An erroneously assumed term for rejecting someone but is completely an eggcorn.

The correct term is curb.

“Hey you need to curb your enthusiasm”
“He kicked her to the curb/curbed her”
“Her ass has a nice curve”
“She drove around the Curve in the road”

by ScholarForADollar August 21, 2020