cooperitis

Cooperitis is a phenomena in nature that generally occurs in fast-aging humanoid males who suffer from the physical paradox of denying he is going bald despite having ginger hair. Researchers in this field of medicine believe the disorder may be linked to tick or mosquito bites but admit that no cure has, or is likely, to be found, and advise patients to endorse laser treatment or to use flooring adhesive to eradicate 'rogue' follicles. Sufferers tend to be social pariahs and can use violence when the illness is broached. Famous examples include Ron Howard and Neil Kinnock.

"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, except the Cooperitis sufferer with ailments recurring, the stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St Nicholas would bring him new hair"

by bestservedcold August 6, 2012

Coopernicious

Someone with the last name Cooper that is very pernicious.

"That guy is quite the asshole, who is he?"

"Oh that's Coopernicious, he's a real piece of shit."

by MyithZ February 22, 2014

cooper chase

Queer who sucks guys in the night

Cooper Chase is suck a fucking lezbo

by Awesome 423112311 June 23, 2016

Coopered

When a friend asks to spend the night, then stays for 6 months....

Scott to Mike-"Hey Mike can I spend a few days on your couch while I visit".....6 months later.... Mike's wife-"we've been Coopered".....

by Blackmaverick August 27, 2016

Cooper

The act wrapping ones legs around anothers head, locking ankles and forcing oral intercourse.
Also known as "Millering"

Native Origin: Midwestern United States specifically South Central Minnesota

Seriously dudes gotta be handing out "Coopers" with a haircut like that.

by JoeCapone666 June 12, 2018

Cooper

Individualistic, endearingly awkward, charming and loyal friend who will challenge you to be just as freethinking and cool as her. Is low key really into art, and will always be there for her close friends.

That must be a Cooper! Gosh, I wish I was their friend.

by shybutfly September 28, 2019

cooper

the coolest person ever in the exsitance of time

cooper is so cool

hey cooper

by mrbeast9000 November 15, 2019