by Wlady August 24, 2011
Get the Chimp Limp mug.(verb): to masturbate furiously or to ejaculate, while making loud monkey noises.
(noun): semen; ejaculate; spunk.
(noun): semen; ejaculate; spunk.
(1): Dude, I can't believe you chimped all over my couch!
(2): Wipe that chimp up before I beat your ass!
(2): Wipe that chimp up before I beat your ass!
by Big Chimper June 3, 2003
Get the Chimp mug.A person who looks at the screen on the back of their digital camera too much - word derives from the noise they often make - ooh, ooh ooh, look there's a good one!
by David A Clark July 27, 2005
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A safety chimp is a special trained chimp charged with the safety of childrens playgrounds. If a child is about to make a horrible mistake that would compromise the safety of the playground, the chimp jumps to action preventing the child from doing so. the safety chimp is harmless in every sense and when taking actions the chimp is trained to only hit once. A special offer is made for owners of public playgrounds, the chimp will then also be trained in fighting off pedofiles.
Erik almost hurt himself today, but because of the safety chimp he was lucky and got away with only a scratch.
by Agent00abe April 21, 2008
Get the Safety chimp mug.1. (noun): an anthropoid ape (Pan troglodytes) of equatorial Africa that is smaller and more arboreal than the gorilla
2. (noun): Pete Sampras (usually used with "the" and capitalized)
2. (noun): Pete Sampras (usually used with "the" and capitalized)
1. The chimp is smarter than The President.
2. The Chimp was one of the greatest tennis players of all time.
2. The Chimp was one of the greatest tennis players of all time.
by orion October 6, 2003
Get the Chimp mug.(v) sexual act of when you have sex with a girl while you have to shit. and as you ejaculate, crap and throw it in her face. may cause intense orgasms.
by mustardtiger July 4, 2010
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