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courtesy fart

A fart released before you enter a crowded area so you don't release it while in the crowded area, gassing everyone stuck in the room with you.
Before I got on the train I let out a courtesy fart on the platform because I knew I wouldn't be able to hold it in until my stop.
by Are2Dee2 October 13, 2009
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Courtesy flush

A term popular in jail. A courteous thing to do when you have a cellmate and are in the small confines of a jail cell. A method you perform when in the jail cell to eliminate the smell of your bowel movement. Usually executed at the point of release from the anus and before it hits the water. The suction of downforce of the flush eliminates the gases as well as the odor of the loaf.
"Yo, do a courtesy flush bro, that shit smells dude."
by ChrisTW82 March 8, 2008
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courtesy

1. courteous behaviour

2. a polite speech or action, especially one required by convention.

3. a thoughtful action or gesture.
Courtney is a very courteous person.

Don't forget to do that courtesy thing i told you about before we came over.

Courtsey defines Courtney (H), yea thats right.
by Alex Pipe July 8, 2004
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courtesy crack

When you are driving in a car, pass gas, and then crack the window as a courtesy for others riding in said car with you.
Ah, Jesus Christ Ted, the least you could do after laying that massive fart whilst we are driving is to give us all a courtesy crack.
by TheHyphyTrain November 26, 2006
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court

To flirt with girls in a gentleman-like manner such as holding doors open and listening to what they wanna talk about and occasionally kissing their cheeks. Talking in French, Spanish or a British accent just to make them blush is also very acceptable. It takes a lot of work to become a beast court-er. The intention behind courting is not driven by lust but rather to win the heart of a lady by showing off intelligence in foreign culture, gentlemen manners, and even musical talent.
John: "I've been trying to get with this smoking girl but nothing I'm doing is working!"

Axel: "Maybe you should court her instead of just hitting on her like every other douche bag out there."
by Axel Sexypantalones August 31, 2011
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Courtney

1. An amazingly beautiful woman whom everyone aspires to be as fun and charming as. Men pine over her and women are jealous of her. Courtney has all of the most beautiful features that a woman can have. She is the one who men crave to have. This is 100% because of her personality. Courtney could be ugly and everyone would still love her because of her fun loving and amazing ways. Courtney's ideal mate would be a male who would care for her through all things and never intentionally cause her pain. Courtney deserves the world, and the world she shall be given. Her ideal mate at this time would be someone whos name starts with a C.
Ashleigh: I wish I was as cool as that Courtney chick..
Ashleigh's boyfriend: I wish you were too... :/
by TheCas3yB May 17, 2010
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Courtney

A goddess. The most beautiful girl in the world. Flawless. Rare to find. A stunning sight to come by.
A girl with the name Courtney
by lalalalallalaa August 23, 2011
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