Curtain

Something to wipe your cock on after sex.

Ahhhhh! That was fucking great! Pass me the curtain. Oh and you could use it too - you got giz on your face.

by EltonHurrell September 4, 2008

Beef Curtain

A snowboarding grab in which the rider grabs heel edge with both hands in between the bindings while in the air. Same as two roast beefs.

Dude that Beef Curtain was so tight!

by madhatter951 August 17, 2012

Zion curtain

The part of the western USA where the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints is most prevalent, especially the states of Utah, Idaho and Wyoming. Taken from the term "Iron Curtain" coined by Winston Church to describe the formerly communist Eastern European nations.

Though it's deep behind the Zion Curtain, Salt Lake City is a relatively progressive city.

by LudwigVan February 22, 2004

Meat Curtains

Enlarged, droopy inner cunt lips that have the tendency to hang way outside the region of comfort and caused malfunctions during insertion of cocks, fingers, tongues, toys, and other miscellaneous products.

We tried to have a quicky, but her meat curtains kepting getting in the way.

by Pink Jelly Bean November 17, 2004

courtlic

the action using tongue in a vagina to make a woman horny

The woman payed me $10 dollars for a courtlic.

by Henry F. August 28, 2008

curtain crawler

A young child that is at the age of walking. It comes from using curtains to hold on to. The age can extend beyond the learning stage.

"Daddy's little girl took her first step today."

"So now you're my little curtain crawler."

by cryinmybeer September 7, 2009

curtain fapping

that awkward moment when a curtain is blowing in the wind, and hitting against the wall, simulating the sound of ball slapping during sexual intercourse.

When a curtain is blowing in the wind through a window, and the curtain hits against a wall, producing a sound similar to what your balls make when you are having sex. Also known as Curtain Fapping

by MissLegal November 4, 2012