Yankee Candle

Asking your wife or girlfriend to eat some heavily herbed or spiced food and then having anal sex with her to pick up the scent on your penis.

My girlfriend gave me a Yankee Candle for Christmas.

by Billz3bub November 30, 2018

blanket condemnation

The "overall" or "all-encompassing" disapproving verbal statement that Lucy vanPelt --- and Miss Othmar, too, apparently --- made regarding Linus's precious "yard of outing-flannel".

Before Lucy makes too big of a blanket condemnation of Linus's fabric-related "affliction", perhaps she should run a quick reality-check on her OWN life and see how many insecurities that SHE HERSELF has... she merely reacts to them in a different (and often far-more-upsetting/destructive!) way, such as screaming,. punching,. kicking things, etc., but she has said sensitivities all the same.

by QuacksO November 12, 2019

strongly condemn

A figure of speech, commonly used by political figures, to express discontent over an issue. It is often followed by little to no action to address the matter.
Essentially "we are not happy, but are powerless to do anything about it"

Human Rights Organizations: We strongly condemn acts of human rights violation taking place in China's autonomous regions.
China: We strongly condemn your false accusation and intervention on China's own political matters.

"Help! I can't swim!"
"Strongly condemned."

by eatfoodeveryday September 14, 2021

liebig condenser

A liebig condenser is where one attempts to cool off a situation by destroying a glass beverage container to destract people

"Damm bro good idea to do a liebig condenser"

by gayostioporosis January 22, 2022

Scented candle

lighting your genital pubes on fire, then blowing them out, and walk around spreading a horrible aroma every where you go.

"Hey jack im gonna go make a scented candle."

by White-guy December 16, 2022

condescending prick

See Dolphin-X and other people who use the internet as a means of inflating their egos by defamating those of more quaint statures. Common targets are Christians and Adults who continue to live with their parents.

That condescending prick, he thinks because I believe in god that I must drink from toilets and defecate everywhere.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

candlesticking

A sub-form of the 2-step dance, only you jump in the air while performing such moves, usually while smashing your head around.

That guys candlesticking good.

by Dyslogistic December 16, 2007